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Gina Wendkos

Gina Wendkos

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Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Author, Screenwriter, Writer

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I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.

— Joe (Hector Elizondo), The Princess Diaries

humor Pantyhose dangerous

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OK...you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

princess humor Growing Up Freak tiara

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I love your eyebrows! We'll call them Frida and Kahlo. If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.

— Paolo (Larry Miller), The Princess Diaries

humor looks Appearance Eyebrows Groucho Marx Frida Kahlo Brooke Shields

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Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You are princess of Genovia.

Mia: Me, a princess? SHUT. UP.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I beg your pardon? Shut up?

— Queen Clarisse Renaldi (Julie Andrews), The Princess Diaries

princess royalty humor shut up

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[Picks up the phone] Gupta... mmhh... mmhh... mmhh.

[Hangs up.]

The Queen is coming. To Grove High School.

— Vice Principal Gupta (Sandra Oh), The Princess Diaries

humor high school Panic

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I can't be a princess! I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

princess humor Growing Up Girls

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Strange town, San Francisco. When I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I was going to wear them.

— Joe (Hector Elizondo), The Princess Diaries

humor San Francisco

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Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Amelia, you look so...young.

Mia: Thank you. And you look so... clean.

— Queen Clarisse Renaldi (Julie Andrews), The Princess Diaries

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[Looking in the mirror] As always, this is as good as it's going to get.

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

princess humor Appearance looks

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[Running after Michael and Mia] WAIT UP YOU GUYS! WAIT FOR ME! [Two other students stop for her] NO, not you, I don't even know you!

— Lilly (Heather Matarazzo), The Princess Diaries

humor high school Friends

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Michael: Why me?

Mia: Because you saw me when I was invisible.

— Michael (Robert Schwartzmann), The Princess Diaries

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Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Helen, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne, then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it.

Helen Thermopolis: So the future of your country is in the hands my 15-year-old?

— Queen Clarisse Renaldi (Julie Andrews), The Princess Diaries

humor Family Power

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I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade.

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

humor high school

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I'm taking your charm off of my charm bracelet AND IT'S GOING IN THE DIRT!

— Lilly (Heather Matarazzo), The Princess Diaries

humor high school Friendship Charm Bracelet

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Somebody sat on me again.

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

humor high school

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Lilly! Just stop it, OK? Just because your hair sucks, get off mine!

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

humor high school appearances

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Please don't crush my soy nuts.

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

humor high school

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Michael, can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?

— Lilly (Heather Matarazzo), The Princess Diaries

humor high school Life Siblings

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Helen Thermopolis: This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me!

Mia: I can't talk to you right now. I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

humor Family Power late

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Mia: 'Hey Joe? Can we park a block away from school? I really don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.'

Joe: 'This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse there would be silence in the backseat.'

— Mia, The Princess Diaries

humor Hearse Driving

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Mia: Now, what did you want to tell me?

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life.

Mia: I already have braces.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.

— Queen Clarisse Renaldi (Julie Andrews), The Princess Diaries

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