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Gina Wendkos Quotes

Total quotes: 25
“I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.”
— Joe, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, Pantyhose, dangerous
“OK...you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!”
— Mia, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: princess, humor, Growing Up, Freak, tiara
“Mia: Hey Joe? Can we park a block away from school? I really don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.

Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse there would be silence in the backseat.”
— Mia, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, Hearse, Driving
“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Amelia, you look so...young.

Mia: Thank you. And you look so... clean.”
— Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, Family
“[Looking in the mirror] As always, this is as good as it's going to get.”
— Mia, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: princess, humor, Appearance, looks
“[Running after Michael and Mia] WAIT UP YOU GUYS! WAIT FOR ME! [Two other students stop for her] NO, not you, I don't even know you!”
— Lilly, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, high school, Friends
“Michael: Why me?

Mia: Because you saw me when I was invisible.”
— Michael, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: Crush, Invisible
“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Helen, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne, then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it.

Helen Thermopolis: So the future of your country is in the hands my 15-year-old?”
— Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, Family, Power
“I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade.”
— Mia, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, high school
“I can't be a princess! I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!”
— Mia, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: princess, humor, Growing Up, Girls
“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You are princess of Genovia.

Mia: Me, a princess? SHUT. UP.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I beg your pardon? Shut up?”
— Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: princess, royalty, humor, shut up
“Strange town, San Francisco. When I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I was going to wear them.”
— Joe, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, San Francisco
“[Picks up the phone] Gupta... mmhh... mmhh... mmhh.

[Hangs up.]

The Queen is coming. To Grove High School.”
— Vice Principal Gupta, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, high school, Panic
“I love your eyebrows! We'll call them Frida and Kahlo. If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.”
— Paolo, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, looks, Appearance, Eyebrows, Groucho Marx, Frida Kahlo, Brooke Shields
“I'm taking your charm off of my charm bracelet AND IT'S GOING IN THE DIRT!”
— Lilly, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, high school, Friendship, Charm Bracelet
“A princess never chases a chicken.”
— Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Tagged: princess, chicken
“No, it's not appropriate for royalty to jingle.”
— Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: Royal, Jingle , appropriate
“Please don't crush my soy nuts.”
— Mia, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, high school
“Somebody sat on me again.”
— Mia, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, high school
“Lilly! Just stop it, OK? Just because your hair sucks, get off mine!”
— Mia, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, high school, appearances
“I dream of love, not fondness.”
— Mia Thermopolis, The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Tagged: Love, Fond, Dreams
“Michael, can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?”
— Lilly, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, high school, Life, Siblings
“I am invisible and I am wet.”
— Amelia "Mia" Thermopolis, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: Invisible, wet, Sad
“Helen Thermopolis: This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me!

Mia: I can't talk to you right now. I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!”
— Mia, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, Family, Power, late
“Mia: Now, what did you want to tell me?

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life.

Mia: I already have braces.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.”
— Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries
Tagged: humor, Family
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