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|Birthday:||September 20, 1956|
|Birthplace:||Park Ridge, Illinois, United States|
|Educated At:||Illinois State University|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Voice Actor|
AKA: Gary Cole
Birthday: September 20, 1956
Birthplace: Park Ridge, Illinois, United States
Educated At: Illinois State University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Voice Actor
Spouse: Teddi Siddall
Kent Davison: No, it isn't.”
Ben Cafferty: Kent majored in fortune cookies.”
Bill Lumbergh: Oooo...yeahhhh, ummm...I'm gonna have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there. Yeah, uh, he's been real flaky lately, and I'm just not sure that he's the caliber person that we would want for upper management. He's also been having some problems with his TPS reports.
Bob Porter: [To Slydell] I'll handle this. [To Lumbergh] We feel that the problem isn't with Peter.
Bob Slydell: Mmm-mmm.
Bob Porter: It's that you haven't challenged him enough, to get him motivated.
Bob Slydell: There it is.
Bill Lumbergh: Yeah, um, well, I'm just not sure about that right now.
Bob Slydell: [Pulls Peter's file aside, showing Lumbergh's file next] Yeah, Bill, let me ask you a real quick question here: How much time would you say you spend each week dealing with these TPS reports?
Bill Lumbergh: [Pause] Yeah...”
10-year-old Ricky: Dad!
Reese Bobby: Hey there, boy! Man, you got big. How long's it been? Three, four months?
10-year-old Ricky: Ten years.
Reese Bobby: Ten years? Man, I gotta lay off the peyote. [puts a cigarette in his mouth]
Schoolteacher: Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here.
Reese Bobby: Oh, it's all right, darling, I'm a volunteer fireman. OK, I am a semi-professional race car driver and an amateur tattoo artist.
Reese Bobby: And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a race car driver, is that you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher here.
Schoolteacher: Okay, I think that's enough.
Reese Bobby: Your teacher wants you to go slow, and she's wrong because it's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid. [classmates all cheer]”
Frank: [from the house next door] You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent tryin' to sleep!
Reese Bobby: You better shut the hell up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent!
Lucy Bobby: Yeah, shut up, Frank!
Walker: Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!
Reese Bobby: Okay, I guess they are my grandkids.”