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Garry Shandling Quotes
AKA: | Garry Shandling |
Birthday: | November 29, 1949 |
Birthplace: | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
Death: | March 24, 2016 |
Educated At: | University Of Arizona, Palo Verde High School |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Television Director, Comedian, Film Director |
Total quotes: 53
Garry Shandling
BirthnameAKA: Garry Shandling
Birthday: November 29, 1949
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois, United States
Death: March 24, 2016
Educated At: University Of Arizona, Palo Verde High School
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Television Director, Comedian, Film Director
Total quotes: 53
“I’m very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mum, I don’t look at other mums and go, ‘I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like.'”
Tagged:
Loyalty, Relationships
“When I’m not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I’m with a woman.”
Tagged:
Relationships
“I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.”
Tagged:
shyness
“I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.”
Tagged:
Premature Ejaculation
“I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.”
Tagged:
Landlords
“I've been on a state of high alert since high school. I didn't need 9/11 to remind me that we live on a ball of flame.”
Tagged:
9/11
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