1. People
    2.  › 
  2. Gabe Liedman

Gabe Liedman Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“I am scared and aroused, the chocolate and peanut butter of feelings.”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 6: Dadda Dia!
Tagged: Feelings, Scared, aroused, combination
“This is hard, but I don't think you're the one for me. So I'm breaking up with you. I hope we can still be friends. See you in band.”
— Anna Kone, PEN15, Season 1: Wild Things
Tagged: Middle School Breakups Are Hard
“Basically, I’ve had more sex than like anybody in the entire world. Not just average sex, but like, dang 70s porno sex.”
— Ilana Wexler, Broad City, Season 4: Witches
Tagged: Sex, 70s, Porno, entire world
“Boyle: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.

Jake: No, it's probably just an empty white cube, with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.”
— Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Party
Tagged: beauty and the beast, fancy, USB, cubicle, plug, Finger
“Cuz I’m a cum QUEEN!”
— Ilana Wexler, Broad City, Season 4: Witches
Tagged: Queen, Sex, orgasm, cum
“Maya: I think I'm in love.

Anna: Wow. That's a really big word. And you just like, barely know him, is the only thing.

Maya: No I know, but sometimes you can just tell.

Anna: You haven't met him yet. 

Maya: It's from the way we're talking.”
— Anna Kone, PEN15, Season 1: AIM
Tagged: Online Romance, In love
“I leave a cum trail wherever I go, kinda like a slutty slug.”
— Ilana Wexler, Broad City, Season 4: Witches
Tagged: slug, cum, Sex, trail
“Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.”
— Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Party
Tagged: orange soda, cereal, spill
“He thinks I'm hot and he's saying hi. Help me. What do I say back?”
— Maya Ishii-Peters, PEN15, Season 1: AIM
Tagged: AIM Conversations
“He's a total gym rat! That's like...what is that?”
— Maya Ishii-Peters, PEN15, Season 1: AIM
Tagged: Gym Rat, Fitness
“I don't poop.”
— Anna Kone, PEN15, Season 1: Anna Lishi-Peters
Tagged: Girls Don't Poop
“Horny number! Oooh! Yowza! Love it!”
— Ilana Wexler, Broad City, Season 4: Witches
Tagged: Horny, 69, Number, love it, yowza, Sex
loading next page...