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Eric Weinberg Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Dr. Cox: Newbie, do you want me to give my "things I don't care about" speech again? Because I've updated it to include all white guys who add -izzle to anything.

J.D.: I agrizzle, my nizzle.”
— John 'J.D.' Dorian, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Old Friend's New Friend
Tagged: don't care, Speech, White Guys, -izzle, Comeback
“He doesn't know that I cry sometimes because... I'm not sure there's a cat heaven.”
— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Season 1: My Way or the Highway
Tagged: cry, Cat Heaven, cats
“Then maybe later I'll introduce her to... THE THICK-NESSSSSSS!!”
— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 7: Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls
Tagged: thick, Introduce, impress
“Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, boner!”
— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 7: Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls
Tagged: boner, word jumble, Nonsense
“Carla: J.D., you have to get out! This place is tiny and I'm sick of seeing your man-panties hanging all over the bathroom.

J.D.: They're called boxers, Carla.

Carla: They're satin, J.D.”
— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Season 5: My Day at the Races
Tagged: Man-Panties, Boxers, Satin, comfortable
“The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.”
— Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 1: Turn the Page
Tagged: Californication
“I miss your smell. When you left, I couldn’t wash the sheets because I didn’t want to lose that completely… You. And… it fucked me up for a long time because I would wake up and I’d smell you and I’d think you were there. And that would… My heart would break all over again. I think that’s why I go in for the kiss all the time. I know, yeah. I think I’m going for… another hit.”
— Hank Moody, Californication, Californication Season 1: Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Tagged: Californication
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