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Emily Altman Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Oh God, you're pale and sweating and shaking. You look like Prince Andrew getting interviewed.”
— Mona, Big Mouth, Season 6: Vagina Shame
Tagged: Similie Examples, Pale, sweaty, Prince Andrew
“Jay: I'm going to lick the breakfast out of your molars.

Lola: Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo.”
— Lola, Big Mouth, Season 4: Cafetaria Girls
Tagged: make-out, kiss
“Kimmy Schmidt: Your comforter smells terrible.

Titus Andromedon: It's my cologne—Dutch Oven.”
— Kimmy Schmidt, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 1: Kimmy Goes to Court!
Tagged: Dutch Oven
“Ah, yes, the feminine hygiene aisle. An entire section of the store designed to convince women their vaginas are repulsive in their natural state.”
— Rita St. Swithens, Big Mouth, Season 6: Vagina Shame
Tagged: Feminine hygiene, Trick, Repulsive
“I was breaking into the Fed naked with 'OPEC' written on me in pig's blood before you were even a twinkle in the eye of the dog that mounted your mom.”
— Lillian Kaushtupper, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 2: Kimmy Goes to Her Happy Place!
Tagged: OPEC, Radicals, Dog Rape
“I'm actually grateful for a lot of things.”
— Jessi Glaser, Big Mouth, Season 4: Horrority House
Tagged: grateful, Gratitude
“Dickarus is flying too close to the sun.”
— Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 1: Girls Are Horny Too
Tagged: Going For It!
“I have nothing and nobody.”
— Jessi Glaser (voice), Big Mouth, Season 4: Cafetaria Girls
Tagged: Nothing, nobody, Alone
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