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Edward Allen Bernero Quotes

Total quotes: 19
“Only a man would waste $50 trying to win back that $3 stuffed animal.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 3: Damaged
Tagged: Misandry, Men Are Dumb
“Greenaway: You ever ask anyone out?


Reid: [nervously shifts his eyes] No.



Greenaway: That's why you can't get a date.”
— Elle Greenaway, Criminal Minds, Season 1: Plain Sight
Tagged: Dating, shyness
“Referring to oneself in the third person is not uncommon for an unsub. Ted Bundy gave thoroughly detailed accounts of his murders, but he never actually admitted doing any of them, he'd just say, ‘the killer.’”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 2: The Big Game
Tagged: Ted Bundy, Third Person, Murder
“Sometimes for an artist, the only difference between insanity and genius is success.”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 3: True Night
Tagged: Insanity, Genius, Success, Genius In Madness, The Mad Genius, Quote of the Moment
“After I finish you, I'm gonna find that little bastard son of yours. And I'm gonna show him both of his dead parents! And I'm gonna tell him it was all your fault!”
— The Reaper, Criminal Minds, Season 5: 100
Tagged: Threats, Sadism, Bastard
“I appreciate the concern, but when your father kills 25 women before you're a teenager, painful memories don't need a trigger. They just are.”
— Ashley Seaver, Criminal Minds, Season 6: What Happens at Home
Tagged: Trauma, Father Issues, Serial Killers, painful memories
“[about the incredible Sir Kneighf] Oh god, please tell me you don't have a crush on a fictional character.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 1: The Fisher King Part
Tagged: fiction, crushes
“This character, what's his name? Night? That's the whole name? Just Night? Not very catchy. What about Night Man? Or... I know: True Knight with a "K"”
— Bobby Kim, Criminal Minds, Season 3: True Night
Tagged: California Highways, TV Quotes
“We all have bad dreams. Everyone on the plane, who wouldn't? We hunt the worst of humanity, we see the depths of depravity, we dream of monsters.”
— Jason Gideon, Criminal Minds, Season 1: The Popular Kids
Tagged: nightmares, Depravity, monsters
“You can do what you want to do. But for once, you could choose to use that power to do for Ellie what should have been done for you. You can choose letting her go. You can choose teaching her that, yes, there are monsters and it is okay to be afraid of them, but it is not okay to let them win. And it is not okay to be one.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 6: The Longest Night
Tagged: monsters, Whoever Fights Monsters, Power
“Trooper Pasternak: Why is it when men kill themselves, it gets everywhere, but women don't leave a mess, like they were never there?


David Rossi: Women worry about who has to clean up. Men don't give a damn.”
— David Rossi, Criminal Minds, Season 5: ...A Thousand Words
Tagged: Misandry, Anti-Male Stereotypes, Suicide, Messy
“Life is one hell of a thing to happen to a person.”
— David Rossi, Criminal Minds, Season 3: True Night
Tagged: Life, Weight of Adversity, Trials and Tribulations, Obstacles, Life Struggles
“Harming a person weaker than you doesn't take any special ability.”
— Derek Morgan, Criminal Minds, Season 4: Masterpiece
Tagged: bullying
“I never have any normal fans.”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 4: Masterpiece
Tagged: Normal Fans, Funny
“Psychopaths love official jobs...and uniforms.”
— David Rossi, Criminal Minds, Season 6: What Happens at Home
Tagged: Psychopaths, Law Enforcement
“Detective, I've seen kids missing for a decade and their rooms look exactly the way they did the day that they left. Parents don't just pack up their kids stuff and put them in boxes in the garage. Parents don't give up, ever. What the hell is going on here?”
— Derek Morgan, Criminal Minds, Season 2: The Fisher King Part
Tagged: Parents, Missing Children
“The interchange between the 405 and the 101 freeways is consistently rated the worst interchange in the entire world.”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 3: True Night
Tagged: California Highways, TV Quotes
“I need you to listen to me, 'cause it might be the last time I ever get to talk to you. I haven't been a good enough father. You're fourteen. You have no idea how terrifying that is. So I've tried to control what you do and who you see, because I wanted to keep you safe, and I wanted you to go off to school and get a good job and maybe someday... fall in love, and ask me to walk you down the aisle. I'm still your dad, and it's my job to look out for you. But I haven't been a good listener. I know you can hear me. And I'm not asking you to say anything. I just want you to know that I understand that I... I can't control everything. But I need the last words you hear me say...to be that I love you.”
— Ben McBride, Criminal Minds, Season 5: The Fight
Tagged: Remorse, Regret, Apologies, Bad Fathers, I Love You
“Sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes to neatly sum up what's happened that day. Sometimes you do everything right, everything exactly right, and still you feel like you failed. Did it need to end that way? Could something have been done to prevent the tragedy in the first place? Eighty-nine murders at the pig farm. The deaths of Mason and Lucas Turner and make 91 lives snuffed out. Kelly Shane will go home and try to recover, to reconnect with her family, but she'll never be a child again. William Hightower, who gave his leg for his country, gave the rest of himself to avenge his sister's murder. That makes 93 lives forever altered, not counting family and friends in the small town of Sarnia, Ontario, who thought that monsters didn't exist until they learned that they spent their lives with one. And what about my team? How many more times will they be able to look into the abyss, how many times before they won't ever recover the pieces of themselves that this job takes?”
— Aaron Hotchner, Criminal Minds, Season 4: To Hell...
Tagged: Failure, Recovery, monsters, Abyss, Murder
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