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Drake Sather Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“ I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.”
— Hansel McDonald, Zoolander
Tagged: Care, Product, Job, Selling, best shot, Clueless
“VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel?

Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel.”
— Derek Zoolander, Zoolander
Tagged: Hansel and Gretel, play on words, Sassy
“Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.”
— Maury Ballstein, Zoolander
Tagged: fish hooks, Crap, sell, Queen Elizabeth, tinfoil
“It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!”
— Jacobim Mugatu, Zoolander
Tagged: Hot, right now, Damn, Iconic
“Matilda: I became...

Hansel: What?

Matilda: Bulimic.

Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?”
— Derek Zoolander, Zoolander
Tagged: Eating Disorder, Bulimic, read minds, Psychic
“There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, 'Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman.'”
— Derek Zoolander, Zoolander
Tagged: Love, realization, Life
“Hansel: This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should get naked.

Matilda: What?

Hansel: Don't ask questions. Just give in to the power of the tea.”
— Hansel McDonald, Zoolander
Tagged: emotions, Naked, Power, tea
“I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.”
— Hansel McDonald, Zoolander
Tagged: kid, Astronaut, bark, Tree
“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”
— Derek Zoolander, Zoolander
Tagged: moisture, Essence, wetness, beauty
“Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.

Derek Zoolander: Mer-man!”
— Derek Zoolander, Zoolander
Tagged: live, Mermaid, Correction
“ The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING!”
— Jacobim Mugatu, Zoolander
Tagged: one look, crazy pills, piano key, invention
“Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking 'Wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career.'”
— Derek Zoolander, Zoolander
Tagged: Reflection, Spoon, cereal, Good Looking, Career
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