“I feel like we hit the lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids.”— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com
“Experience: You're a tree. Henry: I'm not a tree. I'm a fucking sheep!”— Jonathan King, Henry Oldfield, Nathan Meister, imdb.com
“If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs, / The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies. / The wolf waits below, hungry and lonely, / And cries to the moon, / If only if only.”— Louis Sachar, Madame Zeroni, Eartha Kitt, imdb.com
“I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.”— Drake Sather, Ben Stiller, Hansel McDonald, Owen Wilson, imdb.com
“One way or another, I am going to nail that guy. I mean literally, fillet him, nail his hide to a tree, spread it with jam and watch the squirrels go to town.”— David Maples, Matt Ward, Mary Shannon, Mary McCormack, imdb.com
“Jace Wayland: That tree almost tore Simon's pretty face off. Simon Lewis: You think I'm pretty?”— Taylor Mallory, Simon Lewis, Alberto Rosende, imdb.com
“There are more trees on Earth than there are stars in the Milky Way.”— Robert Krulwich, phenomena.nationalgeographic.com
“Why is it that the street you’re looking for always has a tree from the Mesozoic Era growing around the sign? You’re looking for like Mount Vernon and all you see is like the N. And you drive by going, “That was probably it.””— Dane Cook, youtube.com
“Leopards can carry twice their own weight up a tree...I don't have a joke for that, yet. But, when you walk out of here tonight, you can say, "Well, at least I learned something. That guy's like a fucking Snapple!"”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org
“How do you see this tree? Is it really green? Use green, then, the most beautiful green on your palette. And that shadow, rather blue? Don't be afraid to paint it as blue as possible.”— Paul Gaugin, en.wikiquote.org
“A tree is beautiful, but what’s more, it has a right to life; like water, the sun and the stars, it is essential. Life on earth is inconceivable without trees. Forests create climate, climate influences peoples’ character, and so on and so forth. There can be neither civilization nor happiness if fo…”— Anton Chekhov, en.wikiquote.org
“But I am a blasted tree; the bolt has entered my soul; and I felt then that I should survive to exhibit what I shall soon cease to be - a miserable spectacle of wrecked humanity, pitiable to others and intolerable to myself.”— Mary Shelley, amazon.com
“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it... then my illegal log cutting business is doing well.”— JackApplebye, reddit.com
“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.”— Janet Evanovich, amazon.com
“Trees are the earth’s endless effort to speak to the listening heaven.”— Rabindranath Tagore, amazon.com