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Donick Cary Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“So I'm not gonna teach you anything in here, okay? If you keep your mouth shut, you get an A. If you say anything to anybody, you get an F. Welcome to AP Bio.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Happiness
Tagged: Teach, grades, Biology
“I had figure skating lessons until I was 13, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy.”
— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 1: The 23rd
Tagged: figure, skating, Mom, sobered, realized, Boy
“You know what I'm going to do? Buy one of those Japanese talking toilets. See what that has to say.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Happiness
Tagged: Toilets, talking, Tachnology
“All right, if you guys don't know how and when to 'ooh' then just don't 'ooh' at all.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Sweet Low Road
Tagged: Ooh, Do Something Right, Crowd, Sassy
“Last time I was on a stakeout, I was waiting for a Taco Bell to open. Did you know that they close sometimes? I guess to mop?”
— Stef Duncan, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Sweet Low Road
Tagged: stakeout, Taco Bell, Mop
“You're a good teacher and a great citizen with an even better posture.”
— Principal Durbin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Sweet Low Road
Tagged: Teacher, citizen, posture
“At one point, I saw a girl, a child really, eat an entire spoonful of just mayo.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Happiness
Tagged: Gross, Mayo, Eat, food
“They work hard all day long and then they reward themselves with simple things.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Happiness
Tagged: Work Hard, Life, Simple Things, treat
“I'd smooch Durbin if I wasn't as gay as a tree full of birds.”
— Helen Henry DeMarcus, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Happiness
Tagged: kiss, Simile Examples
“We got to fight for our right to play smooth jazz.”
— Victor Kozlowski, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Sweet Low Road
Tagged: Jazz, smooth, Fight for our Right
“Oh Michelle, you white ass Rihanna, of course, the 20th!”
— Stef Duncan, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Happiness
Tagged: Rihanna, Excited
“Okay, so there's four basic categories of happiness that I'm going to want to focus on all right? One, work a job where you can see the physical results of your labor at the end of each day. Two, make up mundane celebrations to distract you from your inevitable death. Number three, ingest sugary, fatty, and salty things that release endorphins in your brain. And four, partner with a convenient person within a 20-mile radius to procreate and therefore feel as though a memory of you will live on.”
— Jack Griffin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Happiness
Tagged: Happiness, Work, Job, Life
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