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Dave Finkel Quotes

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Dave Finkel

Dave Finkel

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Birthplace Los Angeles, California, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Screenwriter

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You cannot just call me at any time and just summon me for intercourse.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield),

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You can run away from your problems, but you’re just going to find new ones that pop up.

— Cecilia "Cece" Parikh (Hannah Simone),

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Jack: I want you on this, Lemon. Those jokes you wrote for my Mitt Romney fundraiser, they were top-notch.

Liz: Those weren’t jokes! That was an appeal for a return to common sense and decency.

Jack: Well, they got big laughs.

— Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin), 30 Rock, Season 1: Fireworks

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Business doesn’t get me down. Business gets me off.

— Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin), 30 Rock, Season 1: The Baby Show

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I think we're all a little bit crazy.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield),

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Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.

— D. H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover

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Love is friendship. Just with less clothes, which makes it far more brilliant.

— Elizabeth Hunter, A Hidden Fire

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It’s easy to take off your clothes and have sex. People do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, dreams… that is being naked.

— Rob Bell, Sex God

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60 for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot.

— Rick Sanchez (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Raising Gazorpazorp

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You got some of that mermaid puss.

— Rick Sanchez (voice) (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Ricklantis Mixup

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Elaine: All right, let’s go, I’ll give you half an hour.

Jerry: You’re serious?

Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.

Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango

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Jerry: It sounds like you're about to say Jacob is your lover.

Leonard Smith: No, no, no. Jacob is your mother's lover. I watch them. Sometimes from a chair, sometimes from a closet. Almost always dressed as Superman.

— Jerry Smith (voice) (Chris Parnell), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Anatomy Park

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It’s messy,
but so are the best burritos
and the best sex
while eating burritos
and running with scissors
is the only way to make danger understand

— Bob Hicok, Verve Is to Élan What Kissing Is to Kissing Longer | Narrative Magazine

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Sex is not a tragedy, it's a comedy!

— Camille Paglia, Camille Paglia on Hugh Hefner's Legacy, Trump's Masculinity and Feminism's Sex Phobia

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Remember when the new Star Wars movie came out? It was all built up, and when people finally saw it, it wasn't that great in bed?

— John 'J.D.' Dorian (Zach Braff), Scrubs, Season 1: My Drug Buddy

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Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Puffy Shirt

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Beth: When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals.

Jerry: Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.

— Jerry Smith (voice) (Chris Parnell), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Rixty Minutes

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Don't let your emotions completely obscure the barbaric roots of the sexual act. Don't lose touch with the seeds of our animal nature.

— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 3: The Helpful Gallaghers

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Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

— Wes Bergmann, via twitter.com

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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.

— Charlie Kelly (Charlie Day), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom

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Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.

— Anaïs Nin, Parted Lips: Lesbian Love Quotes Through the Ages

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Everything that truly makes us happy is quite simple: love, sex, and food.

— Meryl Streep, Meryl Streep on The Talks Interviews

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That's not the clitoris: a love story.

— Melissa Broder, So Sad Today

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Kanye West in the streets, Mae West in the sheets said Mindy Lahiri at a staff meeting to a chorus of boos.

— Mindy Kaling, via Twitter

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Sending your man a naughty message while you’re at work is a great way to get him out of his head at the corporate grind and get excited to be home.

— Stefan Ziglar, Sexting: Sexting Tips for Women: 200 Sexting Tips to turn him on!

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Your relationship just isn't about sex.

— Frank Kobola, 11 Signs He Thinks You're Going to Be Together Forever

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There is zero cuddling happening. Sex can be a very intimate act. If your partner doesn’t show any physical affection outside of the act of sex itself, the sex is probably all they’re interested in.

— Meredith Hirt, 15 Unmistakeable Signs Your Crush Is Using You For Sex

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He dodges the 'where is this relationship going?' conversation.

— Lorna Poole, 5 Brutal Ways To Know If He's Just Using You For Sex

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He doesn't have to finish...If you're sucking him off, taking your time and playing the tease, then chances are he will need to be inside you sooner rather than later. If you're not rushing to the end goal. that blowjob will lead to passionate sex.

— Danielle Pryor, 10 BJ Tricks That Will Keep Him Cumming Back For More

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We graduated virgins, and made sure that title didn’t stick for long. How was I to know it would drive him to insanity?

— Eljay, Two Sentence Sex Stories

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If you’re in a relationship, you and your partner may also want to designate a safe word or phrase you can use in case things veer off course. "I need to get some water" or "I'm thirsty" are both good options. You should also tell the third person to speak up if he or she is ever uncomfortable.

— Whitney C. Harris, How to Have a Threesome—From Start to Finish

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(About losing her virginity) You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.

— Cher, Clueless

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Why should I listen to you, anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.

— Tai, Clueless

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I'm left feeling unsettled. I can't wait to shower. Sadly, I'm more conventional than I'd thought. In theory, I didn't mind sharing my husband for an afternoon. In practice, I was shaken up. I wasn't bored; I was bothered.

— Pamela Druckerman, Threesome 101: How I Planned a Ménage à Trois

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Kitchen table. Sitting the girl on the edge of the table is very convenient, while also being enjoyable for her. Or so I'm told.

— David Sweeney, 15 Most Awkward (But Potentially Fun) Places To Have Sex

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In the sun. Some claim the only time our bodies are truly at peace is when the sun beats down on us because the sun's and body's biorhythms are the same.

— Tracey Cox, What are the 10 best places to have sex

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Sex in the rain. There is something inherently sexy about a dripping wet body, so sex in the rain is a no-brainer. Try it on a warm, sunny day and enjoy the sensation of the cool rain splashing against your hot bodies.

— Jessica O'Reilly, Your Summer Sex Bucket List: 5 Must-Try Ideas | iVillage.ca

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Look me in the eyes whenever we are in a position that allows it.

— Higgy24, Ladies, what are some sex tips you wish every guy knew? • /r/sex

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Sex is not meant to hurt. If it hurts, stop!…It is not something she has to put up with for being a woman - there are many causes of sexual pain, and many have simple cures.

— VaginalKnives, Ladies, what are some sex tips you wish every guy knew? • /r/sex

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How did you plans for summer romance go? If they crashed and burned better start making your New Year's Resolutions early.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, via Twitter

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April Fools Day is only two days away! Bet you can't wait, can you? What, you don't like to fool around?

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, via Twitter

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I know roses are the traditional Vanetine's Day offering but a canister of whipped cream might be nice addition to spice things up.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, via Twitter

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With all these layers people are wearing a friendly game of strip poker might have to go into OT!

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, via Twitter

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Guys if you put in as much anticipation into Val Day that you do the Super Bowl I guarantee you'd score more points w/the ladies.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, via Twitter

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Happy Festivus, the day where everyone is encouraged to do a little pole dancing!

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, via Twitter

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Some people are voting today. Some people are having sex. They're not mutually exclusive but not in the polling booth, please!

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, via Twitter

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Hope you haven't let another hump day slip through your fingers though I suppose slippery fingers are an indication of something.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, via Twitter

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Chandler: 'Condoms?'

Joey: 'We don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.'

Chandler: 'And condoms are the way to do that?'

— Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing, The One With All The Kips

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