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Dave Finkel Quotes

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Dave Finkel

Dave Finkel

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Birthplace Los Angeles, California, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Screenwriter

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You cannot just call me at any time and just summon me for intercourse.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield)

Sex Being Used Intercourse

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Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It’s the wood of poor people and outhouses.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 1: Control

Pine loft Poor People outhouses prestigious

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You can run away from your problems, but you’re just going to find new ones that pop up.

— Cecilia "Cece" Parikh (Hannah Simone)

Problems Escape Running Away

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Jack: I want you on this, Lemon. Those jokes you wrote for my Mitt Romney fundraiser, they were top-notch.

Liz: Those weren’t jokes! That was an appeal for a return to common sense and decency.

Jack: Well, they got big laughs.

— Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin), 30 Rock, Season 1: Fireworks

Top-notch Jokes Common Sense Big Laughs

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Business doesn’t get me down. Business gets me off.

— Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin), 30 Rock, Season 1: The Baby Show

Business Gets Me Off Gets Me Down mentality

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I think we're all a little bit crazy.

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield)

craziness psycho Personalities

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Love is friendship. Just with less clothes, which makes it far more brilliant.

— Elizabeth Hunter, A Hidden Fire

Sex Love Friendship

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When you let them do it to you, you're really doing it to them.

— Amma Crellin (Eliza Scanlen), Sharp Objects, Season 1: Cherry

Sex Dating Men My aesthetic

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60 for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot.

— Rick Sanchez (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Raising Gazorpazorp

Sex Robot coming of age hormones

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Jerry: It sounds like you're about to say Jacob is your lover.

Leonard Smith: No, no, no. Jacob is your mother's lover. I watch them. Sometimes from a chair, sometimes from a closet. Almost always dressed as Superman.

— Jerry Smith (voice) (Chris Parnell), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Anatomy Park

Lovers Parents Watching Sex Chair Peeping Superman

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You got some of that mermaid puss.

— Rick Sanchez (voice) (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Ricklantis Mixup

Mermaid Sex Vagina

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Elaine: All right, let’s go, I’ll give you half an hour.

Jerry: You’re serious?

Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.

Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango

Sex Sex and Friendships

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Beth: When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals.

Jerry: Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.

— Jerry Smith (voice) (Chris Parnell), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Rixty Minutes

Marriage Sex Unprotected Sex Prom Night

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Remember when the new Star Wars movie came out? It was all built up, and when people finally saw it, it wasn't that great in bed?

— John 'J.D.' Dorian (Zach Braff), Scrubs, Season 1: My Drug Buddy

Sex Expectations good in bed Star Wars Insecure

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Sex is not a tragedy, it's a comedy!

— Camille Paglia, Camille Paglia on Hugh Hefner's Legacy, Trump's Masculinity and Feminism's Sex Phobia

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Don't let your emotions completely obscure the barbaric roots of the sexual act. Don't lose touch with the seeds of our animal nature.

— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 3: The Helpful Gallaghers

Sex Humans and Animals

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It’s messy,
but so are the best burritos
and the best sex
while eating burritos
and running with scissors
is the only way to make danger understand

— Bob Hicok, Verve Is to Élan What Kissing Is to Kissing Longer | Narrative Magazine

My Favorites Messy Mess Burritos Sex Messy Love poem Poetry

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Old flames, they can't warm you tonight.

— Vampire Weekend, Don't Lie (Modern Vampires of the City)

Old Flames Warm Metaphor Examples Sex make you feel whole

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Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

— Wes Bergmann, via twitter.com

Elevator Jokes Sex Amazing Puns Greatest Puns Best Puns of All Time Puns Funny Quotes Elevator Sex

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If Teen Vogue wants to talk to girls abt sex it could start w a diagram of female anatomy that includes a clitoris.

— Nancy Jo Sales, via twitter.com

Teen Vogue Corporate wokeness Patriarchy Sex

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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.

— Charlie Kelly (Charlie Day), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom

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Debra: You know I gave up some stuff when we had kids.

Ray: I know...did it have to be sex?

— Ray Barone (Ray Romano), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 1: Captain Nemo

giving up stuff Sex upset kids Sacrifices

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Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.

— Anaïs Nin, Parted Lips: Lesbian Love Quotes Through the Ages

Love Relationships Dating romance inspiration Sex reevaluate

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Everything that truly makes us happy is quite simple: love, sex, and food.

— Meryl Streep, Meryl Streep on The Talks Interviews

Happiness Love Sex food Simple little things

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