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Dana DeLorenzo

Dana DeLorenzo

Birthname

Birthday January 1, 1983

Birthplace Youngstown, Ohio, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Stage Actor

Characters Portrayed

Kelly Maxwell

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Fuck with my Pablo, fuck with me. And I am done being fucked with, Ruby.

— Kelly Maxwell (Dana DeLorenzo)

swearing Vulgar Challenge stand up for yourself Self-Confidence badass Strong

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Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later.

Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?

— Kelly Maxwell (Dana DeLorenzo)

Insult Incest pregnant Sex flirty Jealousy Cheeky joke Rude

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I want a flamethrower. I'm serious! I lost my parents, got possessed. Flamethrower seems fair.

— Kelly Maxwell (Dana DeLorenzo)

Flamethrower weapon Loss Possessed Sassy fair

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Kelly: Touch me again, and you're gonna need another wooden hand.

Ash: Okay, wait. Another wooden hand in place of my real hand, or another wooden hand in place of my wooden hand?

Kelly: Your real hand!

— Kelly Maxwell (Dana DeLorenzo)

Threat Warning Harassment Sexual Harassment joke hand

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Ash: Okay, look, there is no way in hell they're gonna stay here, 'cause they're gonna get possessed, then they're gonna be on the night train to Kill-adelphia.

Kelly: With stops in Choke-lahoma City, and Die-ami.

Ash: Nice.

Kelly: I thought you'd like that.

— Kelly Maxwell (Dana DeLorenzo)

Puns City Puns Violence Possession Kill Die choke joke Cheeky

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Ash's Hand: Kelly, when you were in junior high school, you told me you busted a stained glass window of a church.

Kelly Maxwell: By accident.

Ash's Hand: Then you punched a nun in the face.

Kelly Maxwell: She was being so dramatic about that stained glass, and she hit me first.

— Kelly Maxwell (Dana DeLorenzo)

Sassy Violence Church Punch Drama Nun high school Irreverent humor

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Ash: Kelly, what the hell did you do?

Kelly: He was a demon. I had to kill him before he killed us!

Ash: He's not a demon. He's Pablo! He was my friend! He was your friend too!

Kelly: His name wasn't Pablo. It was Reg. Just like my name isn't Kelly, it's Amanda, you whack job!

— Kelly Maxwell (Dana DeLorenzo)

Kill Violence Death demon Identity argument

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Ashy-Slashy: Peek-a-boo!

Kelly: What the fuck?

Ashy-Slashy: Wanna play?

Kelly: No. Ah, why am I talking to a Muppet?

Ashy-Slashy: Muppet? Uh, well, you're awfully judgmental for a...

Kelly: Hey! For a what? What were you gonna say, you little motherfuck? Sack up. What were you gonna say?

Ashy-Slashy: Wow, check out the potty mouth on you. You really are... filthy.

Kelly: And fine. Yeah, heard that one before, pervert.

Ashy-Slashy: Girl, you're the one with your handle all up in my puppet pooper. You want me to return the favor?

— Kelly Maxwell (Dana DeLorenzo)

Puppet Supernatural Paranormal Raunchy Inappropriate Insult Rude flirty sexual Pervert

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Ash: Holy pickle dicks, it's Lillian Pendergrass!

Kelly: What's a Lillian Pendergrass?

Ash: That beautiful creature right there. I'd know that caboose from anywhere.

Kelly: Are you having a stroke?

Ash: Hey, you say that now, back in the day, Lillian Pendergrass was a smoking hot former gymnast turned PhysEd teacher. You know what I'm talking about? She wore these tiny, little polyester shorts. You know during the summer, when you find that perfect peach?

Kelly: Your next words better be 'the end' or I will shoot us both. Me first.

— Kelly Maxwell (Dana DeLorenzo)

Raunchy Caboose Peach Beautiful joke Violence Snarky

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Related quotes to Dana DeLorenzo tagged Swearing, Vulgar, Challenge

I’ll never fall in love again… it’s like having two souls at the same time.

— Gabriel García Márquez, The General in his Labyrinth

Love Souls swearing fears

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I got a mouth like a sailor and yours is more like a Hallmark card

— Miranda Lambert, Only Prettier

Sailor's mouth swearing foul mouth

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The next time someone tells you to watch your language, feel free to tell them to fuck off.

— Ephrat Livni, A new study linking profanity to honesty shows people who curse are more authentic

swearing Social Norms

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I drank in high school, but I didn’t swear until I got to college.

— Katie Mather, Some Things I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Know

LOL Drinking swearing

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Christina: So go on and flit! Flit!

Betty Suarez: What?

Christina: Flit, it's what butterflies do.

Betty Suarez: Oh, I thought you were swearing at me in Scottish...

— Betty Suarez (America Ferrera), Ugly Betty, Season 1: The Lyin', the Watch and the Wardrobe

Flit fly Confused Butterflies swearing Curse Words

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Never use profanity. Unless you live on the East Coast. Where it is considered punctuation and shit.

— Sherry, via twitter.com

Funny Quotes Profanity East Coast Humor swearing Cursing

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Frequent crying, swearing, and annoying laughter are those things that turn guys off.

— Abie Giles, 12 Surprising Turn Offs for Guys That Most Girls Know Nothing About

Flirting Mistakes Crying swearing

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Seth: What? It’s Anna. I could have said "pop a squat" in front of her if I wanted to.

Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.

Seth: Sometimes I do.

— Seth Cohen (Adam Brody), The O.C., Season 1: The Perfect Couple

Vulgar Inappropriate talk sounds Annoying humor Sassy

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For the last forty or fifty miles we had on board a strange, vulgar-looking fellow, who had been all over the world; spoke Latin, French, and Spanish; and in the course of three hours told me more than a hundred lies; probably some itinerant Irish schoolmaster.

— Aaron Burr, The Private Journal of Aaron Burr

strange Vulgar Anti-Irish latin french spanish Lies

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You ever met one of those guys who, in a totally calm and composed way, can scare the shit out of you? Like an MMA fighter, or the fat Kardashian sister who married Lamar Odom?

— Tucker Max, Sloppy Seconds

Tucker Max Quotes Offensive Vulgar

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That is the ultimate project for me—figuring out how language can perform this same kind of trick that music does.

— John Edgar Wideman, The Art of Fiction

Music Challenge Language writer

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Don’t miss out on something that could be great just because it could also be difficult.

— Anonymous, Unknown quote

Taking Risks fears difficult Challenge Comfort Zone

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It's important to me to see women working with their hands in places that challenge them physically.

— Deborah Czeresko, Blown Away, Season 1: Best in Blow

Women Working Challenge Feminist Physcially

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Nobody will ever be a greater enemy to you than you.
Get out of your own way and you will be amazed at what you can accomplish.

— Matthew Santoro, via twitter.com

Challenge Enemy Your Own Worst Enemy Mindset accomplishments Belief self awareness

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Of course it’s hard. It’s supposed to be hard. If it was easy, everyone would do it. Hard is what makes it great.

— Jimmy Dugan, A League of their Own

Challenge Passion difficult

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If things seem under control, you're just not going fast enough.

— Mario Andretti, via twitter.com

Control Progress Improvement Challenge

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