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Dan McGrath Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Bart: The guys who wrote this cartoon don't know squat. Itchy should have tied Scratchy's tongue with a taut-line hitch, not a sheet bend.

Lisa: Come on, Bart. Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic.”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 5: Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood
Tagged: cartoons, Accuracy, realistic
“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals, except the weasel.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 5: Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood
Tagged: weaseling, Important, Learning, Animals
“Your heart is telling you?! Who's the boss, you or your heart? You are! Your heart is your employee! So get your heart off its butt and back to work!”
— Hank Hill, King of the Hill, Season 1: Luanne's Saga
Tagged: Head, heart
“Shut up, brain. I got friends now. I don't need you anymore. ”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: Bart of Darkness
Tagged: shut up, Brain, Friends, no need
“Kevin French: Uh, we're still friends, right?

Wally Langford: Oh, of course. We're as close as an elderly gay man and straight teenage boy can be.”
— Kevin French (voice) / Wally Langford (voice) , Mission Hill, Season 1: Planet 9 from Mission Hill
“Woah, that's a good Squishee.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 5: Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood
Tagged: woah, Yum, squishee, Drink, slurpee
“Drinking shows a real commitment to becoming a cooler person.”
— Andy French (voice) / Kevin French (voice), Mission Hill, Season 1: Kevin Finds Love
Tagged: Alcohol, Drinking
“[Kevin asking Andy to buy him some beer for the party]  

Kevin: So, will you buy me this?

 Andy: Sure! But that's olive oil.

[Kevin grabs another bottle]
 
Andy: That's maple syrup.
 
[Kevin grabs a third bottle]

Andy: That's shampoo.
”
— Andy French (voice) / Kevin French (voice), Mission Hill, Season 1: Kevin Finds Love
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