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Craig Bartlett Quotes

Total quotes: 19
“Everything in nature is beautiful. Unless it's ugly.”
— Grandpa, Hey Arnold!, Season 1: Roughin' It
Tagged: Nature, beauty, ugly
“Arnold: You set a beautiful table, my fair señorita.

Miss Felter: Muchas gracias.

Arnold: Aw, enchilada.”
— Arnold (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 2: Crush on Teacher
Tagged: spanish, fair, Señorita, Crush
“Harold: I bet Rhonda thinks I'm a geek because I'm fat and loud and OBNOXIOUS!

Curly: And I'll bet she thinks I'm a geek 'cause my dad cuts my hair with a bowl!”
— Harold Berman (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 3: Cool Party
Tagged: fat, Loud, Obnoxious, Bowl Cut
“Look at me, I'm terrible at giving advice. I have no moral conscience whatsoever. If you won't do this for me, do it for your stupid friends out there. Trust me, they're completely lost without you.”
— Helga Pataki (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 4: Deconstructing Arnold
Tagged: Advice, Moral, Stupid Friends, Friends, Lost Without You
“ Look, I'm a whale. [drinks a sip of milk and spits it out through his nose]”
— Arnold (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 1: Field Trip
Tagged: Whale, Show Off, Imitate, nose
“Principal Wartz: Mooning is not funny! It's not a game! You may think it's a harmless school yard prank, but let me assure you: IT IS NOT! Someone could put an eye out!

Arnold: Because of mooning?”
— Arnold (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 4: Full Moon
Tagged: Mooning, Butts, danger, worries, Prank
“Frankie: I said I like you, kid! You got potential!

Arnold: You want my pencil?”
— Arnold (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 1: Cool Jerk
Tagged: Pencil, kid, Potential
“Those poems weren't meant to be seen until I am dead and buried and worms have consumed my flesh.”
— Helga Pataki (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 1: The Little Pink Book
Tagged: Poems, personal, dead, Worms
“The Jolly Olly Man: Haven't you ever heard of supply and demand?

Helga: Well, I demand that you supply me with some ice cream, before I knock your teeth out!”
— Helga Pataki (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 1: Heat
Tagged: Threat, Violence, Punching, ice cream, Supply, Demand
“We broke the record for most attempts to get in the Book of World Records! They say we're the most determined neighborhood they've ever heard of.”
— Arnold (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 1: World Records
Tagged: World Records, determined, Neighborhood
“Helga: Not girl enough, humph, what a bunch of crap, I am too a girl, I'm pretty, I'm feminine, I'm delicate.

Helga bumps into someone who's a man

Man: Oh, excuse me, young man.

Helga: I'm a GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL!”
— Helga Pataki (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 1: Helga's Makeover
Tagged: feminine, Women, Delicate, Girl
“Boys are so stupid.”
— Helga Pataki (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 1: 24 Hours to Live
Tagged: boys, Stupid, Frustrated
“ I'd rather watch paint dry.”
— Helga Pataki (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 5: A Day in the Life of a Classroom
Tagged: Paint Dry, Sassy
“ [thinks when she dances with Arnold] I'm actually dancing cheek-to-cheek with Arnold! He's holding me tight, his hair smells yummy... Oh, who am I kid din'?! I love this guy! Maybe I should stop torturing him? Nah, this is way too much fun!”
— Helga Pataki (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 5: April Fool's Day
Tagged: Love, Dancing, Hold Me Tight, Torturing, Fun
“These snow boots are really boss!”
— Helga Pataki (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 1: Arnold's Christmas
Tagged: boss, The Best, Snow Boots
“No electricity? No T.V.? No popcorn? No deal! I'm out of here.”
— Helga Pataki (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 3: Biosquare
Tagged: Electricity, TV, Popcorn, No Deal
“Good morning, champ.”
— Stu Pickles, Rugrats, Season 1: Tommy's First Birthday
Tagged: Good Morning, Champ, Fatherhood, Greeting
“Who taught me how to play ball? Your looney grandma?”
— Arnold (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 1: 24 Hours to Live
Tagged: Ball, Looney, Grandma, Diss
“ I love Arnold! There, I said it! I love him! I love him! Arnold! Arnold! Arnold! I'm absitively posolutly in love with the boy! I want to grow up having a fabulous life, traveling around the world with him! Coffee in Paris, roses sailboats, the whole nine yards, I want to have a perfume named after us 'Arnold Helga!' I Love ARNOLD!!!!”
— Helga Pataki (voice), Hey Arnold!, Season 4: Helga on the Couch
Tagged: Love, admit, Grow Up, infatuated, In love
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