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|Birthday:||August 4, 1992|
|Birthplace:||Arezzo, Province of Arezzo, Italy|
|Educated At:||New York University|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
AKA: Cole Sprouse
Birthday: August 4, 1992
Birthplace: Arezzo, Province of Arezzo, Italy
Educated At: New York University
Nationality: United States Of America
Julian: How come you're not going?
Sonny: Because I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every thirty seconds.”
Jughead: Yeah, like stuffing a teenager’s body in a freezer.”
Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!
Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.”
Nazo: Me, too.”
Waitress: Hey, cutie! What are you doing here?
Julian: Watching football.
Waitress: Oh yeah, who do you want to win?
Julian: The Goddamn Jets.”
Sonny: It's overtime right now and there's a penalty shot about to take place. This happens about once every ten years so...
Julian: Kangaroo song, kangaroo song, kangaroo song, KANGAROO SONG!
Sonny: ALLLRRIIIGGGHTT! God you were normal yesterday!”
Sonny: You like hockey?
Julian: You like hockey?
Sonny: This is a big, important game.
Julian: This is a big, important game!
Sonny: Cut the crap.
Julian: Cut the crap!
Sonny: I'm being serious, don't do that.
Julian: I;m being serious, don't do that!
Sonny: [quickly] How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Julian: [stops bouncing]
Sonny: That's what I thought. Shut up. [Julian resumes bouncing in front of the TV]”
Sonny: [close to tears] No, that's not it, pal. You just have to go away for a while.
Julian: How long am I going away for?
Sonny: [trying not to cry] I don't want to lie to you. I don't think we'll be seeing each other anymore. I screwed up, I'm so sorry. Come here, put your coat on. This is not your fault, okay? I'm the idiot.
Julian: I don't wanna go!
Sonny: I know you don't, but you have to. You'll be okay, all right?
Julian: [clings to Sonny] Please don't make me go. I won't play the Kangaroo Song anymore.
Sonny: I know buddy, that's not it.
Julian: [as the social worker is dragging him out of the apartment] Please, I promise! I'm sorry, I don't even like that song anymore! And I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!
Sonny: I know!”