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Cole Sprouse Quotes

Total quotes: 18
“What makes a place feel like home? Is it warmth and familiarity? Some idealized, make-believe TV version of the American Dream? Is it love and acceptance? Or is it simple safety?”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: Home, What Home Feels Like, Safety, Emotional Security, Love and Acceptance, What Makes A Home, The American Dream
“Fear. It's the most basic, the most human emotion. As kids, we're afraid of everything. The dark. The boogeyman under the bed. And we pray for morning. For the monsters to go away. Though they never do. Not really.”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Fear, The Monsters In Our Own Beds, Quote of the Moment
“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in.”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: Weird, Embracing Your Weirdness, Misfits, Outsiders, Not Fitting In
“You're so much stronger than all of the white noise. You're stronger than your mother. You're stronger than your father. You're holding this family together. So don't... don't let go.”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Nine
Tagged: Falling Apart, Crisis, Don't Let Go, You're The Glue, Keeping The Family Together, Don't Give Up, strength
“We're not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don't we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions?”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Bro Life, Gender Performativity
“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: humor, Sardonic Humor, Cynicism, Worldview, Dark Humor
“[pointing to Vanessa's older lover] Sonny, is that the man with the old balls?”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Ageism, old balls
“[Julian is taking a leak]
Julian: How come you're not going?

Sonny: Because I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every thirty seconds.”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Frequent Urination, Prostate
“Thicker than blood, more precious than oil. Riverdale's big business is maple syrup.”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Nine
Tagged: big business, Beyond the Product, The Town's Livelihood, Small Town Secrets, Lucrative
“FP: Penny’s a cobra, but mutilating her...that’s the kinda thing you don’t come back from, Jug.

Jughead: Yeah, like stuffing a teenager’s body in a freezer.”
— Judghead Jones, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Twenty-Six
Tagged: shady, Touche, The Darkness Within, Accessory to Murder, Far Gone
“[Julian and the Delivery Guy are learning how to read]
Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!

Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Electricity, Philadelphia, US Constitution, fish, pony
“...but I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass!”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: ass, asswipe
“Julian: I wipe my own ass.

Nazo: Me, too.”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: wipe ass
“This town is messed up and it needs to own up to its history.”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Twenty Four
Tagged: Own It, A Dark Past, History of Slaughter, Small Town Secrets, Small Towns
“Mr. Herlihy: Goddamn Jets!

Waitress: Hey, cutie! What are you doing here?

Julian: Watching football.

Waitress: Oh yeah, who do you want to win?

Julian: The Goddamn Jets.”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Football, New York Jets, Goddamn
“Julian: But after my nap I always watch the Kangaroo Song.

Sonny: It's overtime right now and there's a penalty shot about to take place. This happens about once every ten years so...

Julian: Kangaroo song, kangaroo song, kangaroo song, KANGAROO SONG!

Sonny: ALLLRRIIIGGGHTT! God you were normal yesterday!”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: overtime, penalty shot, kangaroo song
“Sonny: [Julian is bouncing up and down in front of the TV on a rubber ball] Hey.

Julian: Hey!

Sonny: You like hockey?

Julian: You like hockey?

Sonny: This is a big, important game.

Julian: This is a big, important game!

Sonny: Cut the crap.

Julian: Cut the crap!

Sonny: I'm being serious, don't do that.

Julian: I;m being serious, don't do that!

Sonny: [quickly] How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Julian: [stops bouncing]

Sonny: That's what I thought. Shut up. [Julian resumes bouncing in front of the TV]”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Repetition, Hockey, tongue twisters
“Julian: [after finding out he has to be taken from Sonny by the social services] You don't want me here anymore?

Sonny: [close to tears] No, that's not it, pal. You just have to go away for a while.

Julian: How long am I going away for?

Sonny: [trying not to cry] I don't want to lie to you. I don't think we'll be seeing each other anymore. I screwed up, I'm so sorry. Come here, put your coat on. This is not your fault, okay? I'm the idiot.

Julian: I don't wanna go!

Sonny: I know you don't, but you have to. You'll be okay, all right?

Julian: [clings to Sonny] Please don't make me go. I won't play the Kangaroo Song anymore.

Sonny: I know buddy, that's not it.

Julian: [as the social worker is dragging him out of the apartment] Please, I promise! I'm sorry, I don't even like that song anymore! And I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!

Sonny: I know!”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Social Services, kangaroo song
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