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|AKA:||Christopher Sarandon, Jr|
|Birthday:||July 24, 1942|
|Birthplace:||Beckley, West Virginia, United States|
|Educated At:||West Virginia University, The Catholic University Of America|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Actor, Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor|
AKA: Christopher Sarandon, Jr
Birthday: July 24, 1942
Birthplace: Beckley, West Virginia, United States
Educated At: West Virginia University, The Catholic University Of America
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Actor, Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor
Spouse: Joanna Gleason
Sally: You certainly do, Jack. I've had the most horrible vision!
Jack Skellington: That's splendid!”
Shock: And we thought you didn't like us, Jack.”
[stops Barrel from leaving] leave that no-account Oogie-Boogie out of this!
Barrel: Whatever you say, Jack.
Shock: Of course, Jack.
Lock: Wouldn't dream of it, Jack.
[a view from behind reveals their fingers are crossed]”
Jack Skellington: That's splendid!
Sally: No—it was about your Christmas. There was smoke... and fire!
Jack Skellington: That's not my Christmas! My Christmas is filled with laughter, and joy...and this: my Sandy Claws outfit. I want you to make it.
Sally: Jack, please listen to me. It's going to be a disaster!
Jack Skellington: How could it be? Just follow the pattern! [holds up design of outfit] This part's red, the trim is white...
Sally: It's a mistake, Jack!
Jack Skellington: Now don't be modest. Who else is clever enough to make my Sandy Claws outfit?
Jack Skellington: I have every confidence in you.
Sally: But it seems wrong to me. Very wrong.”
Jack Skellington: Isn't that wonderful? It couldn't be more wonderful!
Sally: [holds up the clipboard sketch of him] But you're the Pumpkin King!
Jack Skellington: Not anymore!
[breaks it over his knee] I feel SO much better now!
Sally: [pulling a loose thread from his cuff] Jack, I know you think something's missing, but—[accidentally catches his finger]
Jack Skellington: [lightly] Ow.
Jack Skellington: You're right. Something is missing. But what? I've got the beard...the coat...the boots...the belt...”
Jack Skellington: Perfect! Open it up. Quickly! [opens it up to reveal the Easter bunny] That's not Sandy Claws!
Shock: It isn't?
Barrel: Who is it?
Behemoth: [the Easter bunny hops up a set of steps and up to the Behemoth, sniffing him—he points at it] BUNNY! [it leaps back into the covered tub, terrified]
Jack Skellington: Not Sandy Claws... Take him back!
Lock: We followed your instructions...
Barrel: We went through the door...
Jack Skellington: Which door? There's more than one! Sandy Claws is behind the door shaped like this. [shows Christmas cookie in shape of tree]
Shock: I told you!
Jack Skellington: [Lock and Shock fight, Jack buries his face in his hand and after a moment stretches out his jaw and screams] AURR! [they stop fighting and gasp with Barrel…to the Easter bunny] I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, sir. [to the henchmen] Take him home first. And apologize again. Be careful with Sandy Claws when you fetch him. Treat him nicely.
Barrel: Got it.
Lock: We'll get it right...
Lock, Barrel, Shock: Next time”
Jack Skellington: Merry Christmas! And what is your name?
Kid: Uh... uh...
Jack Skellington: That's all right. I have a present for you, anyway. There ya go, sonny! Ho ho ho! HEEHEEHEE! [slips out the chimney]
Mother: And what did Santa bring you, honey? [kid shows parents his present—a shrunken head; parents scream]
Jack Skellington: [flying away] Merry Christmas!”