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Chris Knight Quotes
Total quotes: 18
Chris Knight
character
Total quotes: 18
“Professor Hathaway: When you first started at Pacific Tech you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?
Chris Knight: I got a haircut?”
Chris Knight: I got a haircut?”
Tagged:
pacific tech, einstein
“Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.”
Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.”
Tagged:
Mental Illness
“Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives...to have sex.”
Tagged:
environment, Sex
“Mitch: But if I stay, what should I do?
Chris Knight: You get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.”
Chris Knight: You get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.”
Tagged:
Getting Even, moral imperative
“Do you mind if I name my first child after you? ‘Dipshit Knight’ has a nice ring to it.”
Tagged:
Dipshit
“Professor Hathaway: I want to see more of you around the lab.
Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.”
Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.”
Tagged:
Misunderstanding, Double Entendre
“This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.”
Tagged:
ice, Sexual Frustration
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