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Carrie Brownstein Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Mayor: Hey, I just got back from Baltimore.

Various Characters: Great, that’s a great city.

Mayor: It’s a great city.”
— Mayor , Portlandia, Season 1: Baseball
Tagged: baltimore, obsequious
“I feel terribly constantly. Constantly. I just don't even exist in this. Like you are not listening to me. I don't understand. Stop yelling at me and making me feel bad about this.”
— Syd Feldman, Transparent, Season 1: Looking Up
Tagged: terrible, Exist, not listening, Yelling, Bad
“Josh wants to see it in your eyes that you love him. You never met anyone like him before.”
— Syd Feldman, Transparent, Season 1: Why Do We Cover the Mirrors?
Tagged: Eyes, love him, crazy
“I'll be your Santa Claus if you want, and I'll be every goddamn elf you want.”
— Dave, Portlandia, Season 5: 4th of July BBQs
Tagged: Santa Claus, Elf, Fantasy, role playing
“I will hold your hand and go out into the street and make us both get hit by a car that'll push us into another car, and we'll go back and forth all day, being hit by cars, holding hands real tight, and I will not let go.”
— Candace, Portlandia, Season 3: Missionaries
Tagged: Threats, Hysteria
“Portland's a city where young people go to retire.”
— Jason, Portlandia, Season 1: Farm
Tagged: Portland, Slackers
“What a journal should be is a document of misery.”
— Toni, Portlandia, Season 1: Baseball
Tagged: Journaling, Misery
“Put a bird on it!”
— Lance, Portlandia, Season 1: A Song for Portland
Tagged: put a bird on it, Cliches
“Every time you point I see a penis.”
— Toni, Portlandia, Season 1: A Song for Portland
Tagged: feminism, Hallucinating Penises, Phallic
“People tell me my body looks like a melted candle.”
— nina , Portlandia, Season 1: A Song for Portland
Tagged: Fat-Shaming
“Press one for shut up and go home!”
— Candace, Portlandia, Season 3: Blackout
Tagged: Press 1
“You are a vaginal learner.”
— Syd Feldman, Transparent, Season 1: Looking Up
Tagged: learner, Vagina, Sex Organs
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