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|Birthday:||November 16, 1907|
|Birthplace:||Cleveland, Ohio, United States|
|Death:||September 9, 1997|
|Educated At:||Amherst College|
|Manner of Death:||Natural Causes, Sobredosis De Redoxitos, Por Comer Nueses En La Casa De Maichel Jackson|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Theatre Director, Director|
Birthday: November 16, 1907
Birthplace: Cleveland, Ohio, United States
Death: September 9, 1997
Educated At: Amherst College
Manner of Death: Natural Causes, Sobredosis De Redoxitos, Por Comer Nueses En La Casa De Maichel Jackson
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Theatre Director, Director
Spouse: Paulette Goddard
John: Nobody slept with anybody.'
[Shows up in the background]
Grandpa Gustafson: Speak for yourself.”
Grandpa Gustafson: Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first.”
Grandpa: Relax. Kids swallow quarters all the time.
Grandpa: Sure. If she craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying.”
Grandpa Gustafson: I have been to Hawaii.
Mama Ragetti: Oh yeah? Which island?
Grandpa Gustafson: Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya.
Mama Ragetti: I find you disgusting.
Grandpa Gustafson: Well, just as long as you find me.”
Allie, Melanie's Daughter: That's not the way it goes!
Grandpa: And that was the end of the Three Bears.”
John: That's lite beer.
Grandpa: Gee, I weigh ninety goddamn pounds, and you bring me this sloppin' foam?
John: Ariel's got me on a diet because the doc said my cholesterol's a little too high.
Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should've took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dyin'. You know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me. Just goes to show you, huh?
John: Goes to show you what?
Grandpa: Well it just goes... what the hell are you talkin' about?
John: Well you said you drink beer, you eat bacon and you smoke cigarettes, and you outlive most of the experts.
John: I thought maybe there was a moral.
Grandpa: No, there ain't no moral. I just like that story. That's all. Like that story.”