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Bruce Eric Kaplan Quotes
AKA: | Bruce Kaplan |
Educated At: | Wesleyan University |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Screenwriter |
Total quotes: 21
Bruce Eric Kaplan
BirthnameAKA: Bruce Kaplan
Educated At: Wesleyan University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Screenwriter
Total quotes: 21
“We don’t know how long this will last. They are a very festive people.”
Tagged:
Puerto Ricans, Festive
“Well, I just stomped some pigeons in the park. They—they didn't move.”
Tagged:
Pigeons, Animal Abuse
“No one could ever hate me as much as I hate myself, okay? So any mean thing someone’s gonna think of to say about me, I’ve already said to me, about me, probably in the last half-hour!”
Tagged:
Self-hatred
“Brenda: I don't want any children.
Nate: Wow! Who said anything about children?
Brenda: I was referring to you.”
Nate: Wow! Who said anything about children?
Brenda: I was referring to you.”
Tagged:
Childish, Sick Burns
“I'm attracted to everyone when I first meet them. And then it wears off. It always wears off.”
Tagged:
Attraction, loss of desire
“Why didn't you stand up for me? Why weren't you there? Why can't you do one single thing you say you're going to do? You act like you want me to come see you, but you don't know how to have me here. You don't know how to deal with it. You don't know to even have a conversation with me.”
Tagged:
Fatherhood, resentment
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