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Bob Newhart Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Remember when I asked you where you wanted to go on our honeymoon? Hawaii, Acapulco? Did flying have anything to do with the fact you chose Gary, Indiana?”
— Robert Hartley, The Bob Newhart Show, Season 1: Fly the Unfriendly Skies
Tagged: Honeymoon, Fear of Flying, Hawaii, acapulco
“Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Howard, I guess I've just, you know, lost my ability to communicate with people.

Howard Borden: Yeah, well, I don't understand what you're saying.”
— Robert Hartley, The Bob Newhart Show, Season 4: Carol's Wedding
Tagged: Communication, No Comprende
“I lost. I lost to a guy who sliced butter with a bullwhip and to a woman who let air out of an inner tube to the tune of 'Melancholy Baby.'”
— Robert Hartley, The Bob Newhart Show, Season 3: Jerry Robinson Crusoe
Tagged: talent show
“Emily Hartley: How about that, Bob? There may be life on Jupiter.

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Great. You can fix Carol up with it.”
— Robert Hartley, The Bob Newhart Show, Season 4: Carol's Wedding
Tagged: Extraterrestrial Life, jupiter, Desperation
“Carol Kester Bondurant: ...is being late a serious enough problem to see a psychologist about?

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Well, Mr. Hastings is a lifeguard.”
— Robert Hartley, The Bob Newhart Show, Season 1: Mom, I L-L-Love You
Tagged: Tardy to the Party, late, lifeguard
“Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [addressing his doctor following his physical] Are you saying I'm fat?

Dr. Klein: Fat? No. Let's just say you're a little short for your weight.”
— Robert Hartley, The Bob Newhart Show, Season 2: Fit, Fat, and Forty-One
Tagged: fat, big-boned, Short for your weight
“I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.”
— Bob Newhart, I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This: And Other Things That Strike Me as Funny
Tagged: The Shy Ones
“Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [Unhappy with Emily's choice of marriage counselor] Emily, I thought you were supposed to find someone neutral.

Emily Hartley: I did.

Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: She's a woman!

Emily Hartley: That's right, Bob. I said neutral, not neuter.”
— Robert Hartley, The Bob Newhart Show, Season 2: I'm Okay, You're Okay, So What's Wrong?
Tagged: marriage counseling, gender roles, neuter, neutral, Misheard
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