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Audrey Meadows Quotes
|Birthday:||February 8, 1926|
|Birthplace:||New York City, New York, United States|
|Death:||February 3, 1996|
|Manner of Death:||Natural Causes|
|Political Parties:||Republican Party|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Banker, Actor|
Birthday: February 8, 1926
Birthplace: New York City, New York, United States
Death: February 3, 1996
Manner of Death: Natural Causes
Political Parties: Republican Party
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Banker, Actor
Spouse: Robert Six
Alice Kramden: You've got enough everything in you for the both of us.”
Alice: I can't even put my arms around you.”
Alice Kramden: Eats and runs? The way you eat, you're lucky you can walk!”
Alice: Just go for the gold, you've already got the pot.”
Alice: You couldn't.”
Ralph: Yeah, but you women get revenge. You marry us!”
Ralph Kramden: [snootily] Good gosh!
Alice Kramden: I'll tell you why woman's work is never done, Ralph. Because she's got the toughest boss in this whole world: a husband!”
Alice: For the last time, Ralph, I'll be very happy if you win the 600 bucks.
Ralph: $600? Peanuts, peanuts! What am I gonna do with peanuts?
Alice: Eat 'em, like any other elephant.”
Ralph Kramden: She didn't have any sleep in three nights? How about me? I haven't slept in three nights! She'll waste away? Don't you care if I waste away?
Alice Kramden: Yes, I care, Ralph! But you wouldn't waste away if you stayed awake for nine years.
Ralph Kramden: How would you like to waste away on the moon?”
Alice Kramden: I'm still willing. I think it'd be an improvement.
Ralph Kramden: Do you wanna go to the moon? Do you wanna go to the moon?
Alice Kramden: That would be an improvement, too.”
Ralph Kramden: Be nice to her? That's impossible! We don't get along. We're enemies, natural enemies. Like a boa constrictor and a mongoose. She hates me, Alice!
Alice Kramden: Ralph, Mother doesn't hate you, that's your imagination.
Ralph Kramden: My imagination? I suppose it was my imagination the day we were married and she went around telling that joke about me!
Alice Kramden: What joke?
Ralph Kramden: You remember, you remember the joke she went around tellin' everyone about me!
Alice Kramden: No I don't remember, what joke?
Ralph Kramden: Oh, yes, you do. She ran around the reception tellin' everybody 'I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton.'”