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Anne Flett-Giordano Quotes

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“Niles: Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets?

Frasier: At the moment, I'm not sure there's intelligent life in this kitchen.”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 2: The Candidate
Tagged: Certainty, Vast, Universe, intelligent life, planets, Sassy, kitchen
“If you ask me, celebrating a dance that brings more snakes into the world is like toasting a law school graduation.”
— Roz Doyle, Frasier, Season 3: Look Before You Leap
Tagged: Celebrate, dance, Snakes, World, Simile Examples, toasting, Law School, Graduation
“My God, it's a recipe for disaster! You've got a vulnerable woman and an unstable man in a Gothic mansion on a rainy night! The only thing missing is someone shouting 'Heathcliff!' across the moors!”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 1: A Midwinter Night's Dream
Tagged: recipe for disaster, Vulnerable, Unstable, Gothic Mansion, moors, heathcliff
“Oh, for God's sake! I am trying to get some sleep. I asked you to keep that dog quiet, and instead you outfit him with a megaphone!”
— Dr. Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 3: She's the Boss
Tagged: Sleep, upset, dog, Quiet, outfit, megaphone
“It may be an unwise man who doesn't learn from his own mistakes, but it's an absolute idiot that doesn't learn from other people's.”
— Dr. Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 3: Look Before You Leap
Tagged: Unwise, Mistakes, Learning, Idiot
“Frasier: I just don't think it's very smart to make rude gestures at other drivers.

Martin: He cut you off!

Frasier: That doesn't matter. You do not antagonize a man whose bumper sticker says: 'If you're close enough to read this, I'll kill you!'”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 1: Dinner at Eight
Tagged: Smart, Rude, drivers, antagonize, bumper sticker, Death
“Roz: Well, I think hugging is very healthy. I read somewhere that if you have physical contact on a regular basis, it can actually extend your life.

Frasier: Well, in that case you should outlive Styrofoam!”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 4: Daphne Hates Sherry
Tagged: Hugging, healthy, physical contact, Life, Sassy, styrofoam
“My grandfather used to nap every afternoon. He lived to be 93.”
— Daphne Moon, Frasier, Season 1: Call Me Irresponsible
Tagged: grandfather, Napping, afternoon, lived long
“ I just need a comfortable place to park my fanny.”
— Martin Crane, Frasier, Season 1: Give Him the Chair!
Tagged: fanny, sit down, comfortable
“If you ask me, it's divorced people you want to watch out for. If someone's never been married, it might just mean they're a careful shopper, whereas your divorce will buy any old piece of fruit without even giving it a squeeze first.”
— Roz Doyle, Frasier, Season 2: Roz in the Doghouse
Tagged: divorced, watch out, Marriage, Careful, shopper, Divorce
“Niles: You don't realize how desperate I am. Ever since our separation, I've been paying women to touch me.

Frasier: Oh, Niles.

Niles: Manicurists, pedicurists, facialists. Whenever you see a man who's well-groomed, you can bet he's not gettin' any.”
— Dr. Niles Crane, Frasier, Season 3: Look Before You Leap
Tagged: Desperate, separation, paying, Woman, touch me, manicurists, pedicurists, well-groomed
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