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|Birthday:||June 1, 1926|
|Birthplace:||Mount Airy, North Carolina, United States|
|Death:||July 3, 2012|
|Educated At:||University Of North Carolina At Chapel Hill|
|Manner of Death:||Natural Causes, Homiside, Alzheimer, Exceso De Consumo De Marihuana, Difundidosnif|
|Political Parties:||Democratic Party|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Stage Actor, Voice Actor|
Birthday: June 1, 1926
Birthplace: Mount Airy, North Carolina, United States
Death: July 3, 2012
Educated At: University Of North Carolina At Chapel Hill
Manner of Death: Natural Causes, Homiside, Alzheimer, Exceso De Consumo De Marihuana, Difundidosnif
Political Parties: Democratic Party
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Stage Actor, Voice Actor
Sheriff Andy Taylor: You're not no-count, Earnest. You're just... ignorant, that's all.
Ernest T. Bass: Aw, you're being kind.”
Floyd Lawson: What do I know... about love... about love...A man can't cut hair for thirty years without learning SOMETHING!”
Deputy Barney Fife: There goes a happy nut.”
Recruiting Sergeant: He's a wild one.
Deputy Barney Fife: He's a nut.”
Opie Taylor: What's THAT mean?
Andy Taylor: Well, that means I'd love to set and jaw with ya a while longer, but I got to be a-movin' on.”
Andy Taylor: There ya are, boys!
Mayor Roy Stoner: ...but they are still the most disgusting band I have ever heard in all my life.”
Ernest T. Bass: I promise you Sheriff, I won't throw one more rock. [Sheriff Taylor walks away]
Ernest T. Bass: Didn't say nothin' 'bout no brick!”
Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, what is it?
Deputy Barney Fife: Biggest thing ever happened in Mayberry. REAL big. Big. BIG big.
Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, now, now just simmer down, Barney. What is it?
Deputy Barney Fife: Well, I'm tryin' to tell ya.
Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, so far, all I know is it's something big.
Deputy Barney Fife: Oh, 'big' ain't the word for it.”
Sheriff Andy Taylor: A murder?
Emma Brand: That's right.
Sheriff Andy Taylor: Somebody's been murdered?
Emma Brand: Yes.
Sheriff Andy Taylor: Who?
Emma Brand: Me!
Sheriff Andy Taylor: You?
Emma Brand: Yes, and I'll tell you who done it! That lady druggist, that's who!
Sheriff Andy Taylor: Miss, uh, Miss Walker?
Emma Brand: She's the one. Now, Sheriff, go arrest her. Do your duty.
Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, now, Emma, they's...they's just the teensiest little technicality involved here. You ain't quite dead yet.”
Andy Taylor: Well, how come?
Mr. Carter: Cause he's a Wakefield.
Andy Taylor: What does that mean to you?
Mr. Carter: It means I gotta shoot at him.
Andy Taylor: Well why do you have to shoot at him?
Mr. Carter: Cause he's a Wakefield.”