“Kat Stratford: You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know? Patrick: Yeah, I know. But then, you know, there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.”— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Katarina "Kat" Stratford, Julia Stiles, imdb.com
“What totem would choose a guitar-toting choir boy as its bearer?”— Matthew Maala, Tyron Carter, Amaya Jiwe, Maisie Richardson Sellers, imdb.com
“I once knew a horse that didn't even know how to fix a sore finger. Played a great guitar, but was nothin' with first aid.”— Arthur Stander, Sheriff Andy Taylor, Andy Griffith, imdb.com
“Morty: So what?! Y-Y-You could do things inside! Y-You could play guitar, you could masturbate! Morty Jr.: I don't wanna masturbate! I wanna conquer the planet!”— Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Morty Smith (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“I get quite bored listening to myself play the guitar because I'm not a very good audience. If there are people there, you go further.”— Eric Clapton, rollingstone.com
“Well, there was a guy, a blacksmith, in Abbott, and he and my granddad both had blacksmith's jobs. I hung around there a lot. And he had a family band. He just let me play because he knew I wanted to work and needed the work. So, I played a guitar in a big polka band with a lot of horns and everythi…”— Willie Nelson, en.wikiquote.org
“I always thought about playing the guitar But there were just too many strings attached.”— locallive, reddit.com
“A woman is accused of beating her husband half to death with his guitar collection. The judge looks down at her and asks, "First offender?" The woman replies, "nope, first a Martin, then a Gibson, then a Fender.”— sizzlekid, reddit.com
“I named my guitar Roosevelt—not Ted, Franklin. You know, the hot one, with polio.”— Ellen Page, Juno, amazon.com