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Andrew Borakove Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“So, you're in the nuclear biz? I once dated a guy named Adam, but then we split!”
— Morgan Cavanaugh, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: Spellmanian Slip
Tagged: joke, Science, Science Joke, Nuclear, Pun
“Harvey: Salem invited me. He said there would be food and fireworks.

Salem: I have lighted the fuse. Now I just have to wait for the kapowie! Muahahaha!”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: Spellmanian Slip
Tagged: Evil, Devious, Fireworks, party, Explosion
“At the end of the day, the important thing to remember is that Aaron loves me, and I love Harvey.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: Spellmanian Slip
Tagged: Love, Love Triangle, Relationships, Complicated
“It amazes me that although I'm a robot, I'm infinitely more evolved and refined than you are!”
— Andrew Borakove,
Tagged: Robot, evolved, refined
“Aaron: It steams me seeing Harvey standing next to you. It seems that Harvey's more than just an ex to you.

Sabrina: Oh yeah? I love the ring, but, hey, I'd love to hear you say how many other fiancés you've dumped along the way!”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: Spellmanian Slip
Tagged: Musical, Song, Rhymes, Ex, Fiance, Love, Fight, Jealousy, Relationships
“Shirley: I like her. I like her a lot. Even more than Brenda.

Sabrina: Thank you.  Who’s Brenda?

Aaron: Oh, no one. No one important.

Shirley: His last fiancé.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: Spellmanian Slip
Tagged: Love, Relationships, Fiance, Secrets, Lies, Pointed
“Wendy: Ms. Ellen, can I talk to you?

Ms. Ellen: Of course, Wendy.

Wendy: I couldn't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend Stan.

Ms. Ellen: Well, I've taken a liking to all of you. You're all so young and cute and full of life...

Wendy: Can I tell you something, Ms. Ellen?

Ms. Ellen: Of course, Wendy.

Wendy: [flips her off] Don't fuck with me!

Ms. Ellen: What?!

Wendy: You heard me! Stay away from my man, bitch or I'll whoop your sorry ho-ass back to last year! [sweetly] Bye, Ms. Ellen!”
— Wendy, South Park, Season 1: Tom's Rhinoplasty
Tagged: Catfights
“Mr. Garrison: I feel kinda nauseous.

Tom: Yes, that's to be expected. We did some major reconstruction, sawed through some bone, snapped some cartilage, all the blood and mucus just the sound of bone and sinew coming apart. [makes disgusting noises of bone and blood]

Mr. Garrison: Arrgh!

Tom: By the way, did you ever see that movie Contact?

Mr. Garrison: [throws up] Stop! That movie was terrible!

Tom: I'm sorry, Mr. Garrison. Why don't you get some rest and I'll check on you a little later.

Mr. Garrison: Sat through that entire movie to see the alien and it was her goddamn father!”
— Mr. Garrison, South Park, Season 1: Tom's Rhinoplasty
Tagged: Nausea, Rhinoplasty, contact, Alien, Vomiting
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