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Salem Saberhagen (voice) Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Zelda: Salem, you owe Sabrina an apology. Now!

Salem: I’m thinking of how to word it.

Hilda: Try 'I’m sorry.'

Salem: Somehow, that just doesn’t feel right...”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: A Girl and Her Cat
Tagged: Sorry, Apology, Sassy, Bitchy, Rude
“M’Lady: Salem, you’re the only one who understands me.

Salem: Yeah, but it doesn’t mean I care.”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: A Halloween Story
Tagged: Understanding, Connection, joke, Rude, Sassy
“I'm sorry, Sabrina. I didn't want to hurt you; I just wanted to rule you.”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: Salem, the Boy
Tagged: Power Hungry, rule, Sassy, Apology
“Harvey: Salem invited me. He said there would be food and fireworks.

Salem: I have lighted the fuse. Now I just have to wait for the kapowie! Muahahaha!”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: Spellmanian Slip
Tagged: Evil, Devious, Fireworks, party, Explosion
“Sabrina: Salem, what are you doing?

Salem: Nothing!

Sabrina: You’re in a chatroom again pretending to be a woman, aren’t you?

Salem: I like the attention”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: First Kiss
Tagged: Catfish, Technology, Chatroom, Attention, joke
“I found the Fountain of Youth! It's the toilet!”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Oh What a Tangled Spell She Weaves
Tagged: Fountain of Youth, Fantasy, Supernatural, joke, Toilet, dirty, Magic
“Salem: Let's destroy everything that's dear to him. Let's indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony.

Zelda: I'm going to write him a very stern letter.

Salem: You're a regular Mad Max, aren't you?”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: The Big Sleep
Tagged: Revenge, mad max, Agony, Destruction, Sarcasm
“Salem: FREEZE! Don’t squirt that perfume, unless you want to be a boy who gets beaten up!

Sabrina: Man, that was close!

Salem: It’s not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinking like a dude. Have you picked a name yet?

Sabrina: Kirby?

Salem: We’re back to getting beaten up here...”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Sabrina, the Teenage Boy
Tagged: manhood, Boy, Gender Swap, Magic, toxic masculinity
“Salem: That's awful. I hate prejudice. Do you know how many women have rejected me just because I have four legs and a tail? It's wrong, I tell ya! Why don't they care about what's inside?

Sabrina: Salem, what's on the inside of you, is a selfish, misogynistic pig.

Salem: Hey, pigs are people too!”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Some of My Best Friends are Half-Mortals
Tagged: Cat, animal, Pig, Dating, misogynist, Selfish, Rejection, Prejudice
“Hippie Driver: Did that cat just talk? Or am I picking up his thoughts telepathically?

Salem: You're right. You can read my mind. And now you're sensing my great need to stop in Philadelphia for a cheese-steak.

Hippie Driver: I’m communicating with animals! This is so radical.

Salem: Just drive, Woodstock boy.”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Inna-Gadda-Sabrina
Tagged: joke, cats, Magic, woodstock, Telepathy
“Salem: I’m so happy, I could plotz!

Sabrina: Not on the kitchen table.

Salem: You can say goodbye to this furry little punim!

Hilda: Salem, what’s with all the Yiddish? Are you going into show business?

Salem: I’m online with a camel in Jerusalem who used to be an Amway salesman.

Zelda: Why did the Witches' Council turn him into a camel?

Salem: He used to be an Amway salesman.”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: Boy Was My Face Red
Tagged: joke, Amway, Pyramid Schemes, Yiddish, Camel, animal, Sassy
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