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Every candidate for priesthood takes a vow of chastity and none of them respect them. That's the truth.

— Lenny Belardo (Jude Law), The Big Bang Theory, Specials: Episode 6

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Remember: God is using all of your experiences, both good and bad, to develop your character to match your calling.

— Lysa TerKeurst, via twitter.com

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God is better than the world's best day,
God is better than the best day that the world has to offer.

— Chance The Rapper, Chance The Rapper (Ft. The Social Experiment) – No Better Blues

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Some of the best people that ever lived have been as destitute as I am; and if you are a Christian, you ought not to consider poverty a crime.

— Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

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The Ten Commandments are the most visible symbol because these commandments are recognized by Christians and Jews alike as being the foundation of our system of public morality.

— Pat Robertson, No Biblical Foundation

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. After a nice evening, they all leave with a deeper appreciation for each other’s religions.

— Unknown, 50 Hilarious ‘Anti-Jokes’ That Will Offend Literally Everyone

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Nothing can be more cruel than the leniency which abandons others to their sin. Nothing can be more compassionate than the severe reprimand which calls another Christian in one’s community back from the path of sin.

— Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Life Together: The Classic Exploration of Christian in Community

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They call the person that was showing me around and said, 'Hey we're a Christian family. We can't have Cory Booker in our home.' Because we have these outrage machines that are making the highest corporate profits they've ever made, because of their telling us to hate each other so much.

— Cory Booker, Sen. Cory Booker Promises To Bring America Together. But How?

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I’m a doctor and every time I perform a life-saving surgery, someone bursts into tears and shouts ‘Thank God!’ How Christian is it to take all the fucking credit?

— Unknown, 30 Sinfully Hilarious Religious Jokes And Puns

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If there had been any unbelief in Mary, that could not prevent God from accomplishing his work in any other way which he might choose. But she is called blessed, because she received by faith the blessing offered to her, and opened up the way to God for its accomplishment.

— John Calvin, John Calvin's Bible Commentaries On The Harmony Of The Gospels Vol. 1

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Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For 23 years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you, and now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!

— Auntie Em (Clara Blandick), The Wizard of Oz

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Igbo sayings and proverbs are far more valuable to me as a human being in understanding the complexity of the world than the doctrinaire, self-righteous strain of the Christian faith I was taught.

— Chinua Achebe, There Was a Country: A Personal History of Biafra

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Franny: If you join the chastity club, I'll let you go on the Pill for Christmas.

Claire: Deal.

— Franny (Amy Pietz), Aliens in America, Season 1: Church

Franny: Today this family is going to church.

Gary: What?

Claire: Seriously?

Justin: I don't wanna go!

Franny: Today this family is going to church, now get in the damn car!

— Franny (Amy Pietz), Aliens in America, Season 1: Church

Franny: Gary, they're teenagers. School is their job. Raja gets straight A's, but Claire really needs to get that history grade up. And Justin, he needs work on his physics...

Justin: Yeah.

Franny: ...social skills...

Justin: What?

— Franny (Amy Pietz), Aliens in America, Season 1: Help Wanted

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Every candidate for priesthood takes a vow of chastity and none of them respect them. That's the truth.

— Lenny Belardo (Jude Law), The Big Bang Theory, Specials: Episode 6

Remember: God is using all of your experiences, both good and bad, to develop your character to match your calling.

— Lysa TerKeurst, via twitter.com

God is better than the world's best day,
God is better than the best day that the world has to offer.

— Chance The Rapper, Chance The Rapper (Ft. The Social Experiment) – No Better Blues

Some of the best people that ever lived have been as destitute as I am; and if you are a Christian, you ought not to consider poverty a crime.

— Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

The Ten Commandments are the most visible symbol because these commandments are recognized by Christians and Jews alike as being the foundation of our system of public morality.

— Pat Robertson, No Biblical Foundation

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. After a nice evening, they all leave with a deeper appreciation for each other’s religions.

— Unknown, 50 Hilarious ‘Anti-Jokes’ That Will Offend Literally Everyone

Nothing can be more cruel than the leniency which abandons others to their sin. Nothing can be more compassionate than the severe reprimand which calls another Christian in one’s community back from the path of sin.

— Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Life Together: The Classic Exploration of Christian in Community

They call the person that was showing me around and said, 'Hey we're a Christian family. We can't have Cory Booker in our home.' Because we have these outrage machines that are making the highest corporate profits they've ever made, because of their telling us to hate each other so much.

— Cory Booker, Sen. Cory Booker Promises To Bring America Together. But How?

I’m a doctor and every time I perform a life-saving surgery, someone bursts into tears and shouts ‘Thank God!’ How Christian is it to take all the fucking credit?

— Unknown, 30 Sinfully Hilarious Religious Jokes And Puns

If there had been any unbelief in Mary, that could not prevent God from accomplishing his work in any other way which he might choose. But she is called blessed, because she received by faith the blessing offered to her, and opened up the way to God for its accomplishment.

— John Calvin, John Calvin's Bible Commentaries On The Harmony Of The Gospels Vol. 1

Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For 23 years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you, and now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!

— Auntie Em (Clara Blandick), The Wizard of Oz

Igbo sayings and proverbs are far more valuable to me as a human being in understanding the complexity of the world than the doctrinaire, self-righteous strain of the Christian faith I was taught.

— Chinua Achebe, There Was a Country: A Personal History of Biafra

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