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Alyssa Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“A lot of the time you don't register the important moments in your life as they happen. You only see that they were important when you look back.”
— Alyssa, The End of the F***ing World, Season 1: Episode 4
Tagged: Hindsight, Important Moments, Life-defining Moments
“Sometimes, James feels like a boy I could love. Like, really love. Then other times, he feels like a total fucking stranger.”
— Alyssa, The End of the F***ing World, Season 1: Episode 3
Tagged: Love, Strangers
“I think he's properly beautiful. But he'll never start anything, so...”
— Alyssa, The End of the F***ing World, Season 1: Episode 3
Tagged: Properly Beautiful, Young Love
“It's much easier to think someone's the answer if you haven't seen them for years. Because they're not really real. People can't be answers. They're just more questions.”
— Alyssa, The End of the F***ing World, Season 1: Episode 8
Tagged: People Are Questions, More Questions Than Answers, The Fantasy of People, People As Illusions, What We Want To See, Emotional Distance
“Give me your wallet or I swear to fuck I'll go and visit Liz, and Abi, and your weird potato baby and tell them what you like to do with teenage boys in toilets.”
— Alyssa, The End of the F***ing World, Season 1: Episode 2
Tagged: Funny Threats
“James: Isn't it a bit fucked up, wearing his clothes? 

Alyssa: I think the fucked up bit was murdering him.”
— Alyssa, The End of the F***ing World, Season 1: Episode 4
Tagged: What's Really Messed Up, Reality Check, Murder, Dark Humor, Gallows Humor
“Alyssa: Guess what freedom smells like? 

James: What? 

Alyssa: Cow shit.”
— Alyssa, The End of the F***ing World, Season 1: Episode 2
Tagged: Freedom, Hilarious
“It's like we're on the edge of the world. Like we're safe. Only, we're not.”
— Alyssa, The End of the F***ing World, Season 1: Episode 8
Tagged: Safety on the Edge
“It's like I'm just this overactive, hormonal baby capsule that hasn't had sex in 12 days.”
— Alyssa, Casual, Season 3: Troubleshooting
Tagged: Sex, hormones, Pregnancy
“My mum says that if food were her boyfriend, she'd be in an abusive relationship.”
— Alyssa,
Tagged: humor, food, Dark Humor, Relationship With Food, Disordered Eating
“I get these moments when I have to lie down because everything feels sort of too much. And I look up and see the blue, or the grey, or the black, and I feel myself melting into it. And, for like a split second, I feel free and happy. Innocent. Like a dog or an alien. Or a baby.”
— Alyssa,
Tagged: Innocence, Joy
“I think being angry and sad at the same time really turns me on.”
— Alyssa,
Tagged: turn ons, Mixed Emotions, Weird Turn Ons
“Waitress: Okay, sorry, you can't use language like that, otherwise I'm going to have to ask you and your boyfriend to leave.

Alyssa: Okay, I'm sorry. I will have a great big banana shit with extra fucking cherries on the top of it.”
— Alyssa,
Tagged: Swearing Like A Sailor
“I kind of think I could fall in love with him. Also, he has a car.”
— Alyssa,
Tagged: humor, Convenient Love
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