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Alan R. Cohen

Alan R. Cohen Quotes

Total quotes: 6

Alan R. Cohen

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Total quotes: 6

“The point is is you wanna get anywhere in life, you'll have to join the wrestling team.”

— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 8: The Wrestler

Tagged: Life, Get anywhere, Wrestling, Team

“Maybe I should tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street!”

— Hank Hill, King of the Hill, Season 2: Jumpin' Crack Bass

Tagged: Threats

“Bobby, I'm proud of what you did at school today....So I'm buyin' you a hooker! Go ahead pick yourself out a live one.”

— Cotton Hill, King of the Hill, Season 1: Shins of the Father

Tagged: Hooker, grandfather, Rite of Passage

“No coincidence. I like to hump, I like to eat, and I don't like to drive.”

— Buck Strickland, King of the Hill, Season 4: High Anxiety

Tagged: Humping, eating, Driving

“You shut your got-dang mouth or I'll shove that Ditch Witch down your throat and dig a tunnel straight through to sunshine!”

— Hank Hill, King of the Hill, Season 7: The Texas Skilsaw Massacre

Tagged: Threats

“I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem!”

— Hank Hill, King of the Hill, Season 7: The Texas Skilsaw Massacre

Tagged: Anger, Idiot

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