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|Birthday:||January 9, 1961|
|Birthplace:||Farmington Hills, Michigan, United States|
|Educated At:||Harvard University|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Musician, Screenwriter, Writer|
AKA: Al Jean
Birthday: January 9, 1961
Birthplace: Farmington Hills, Michigan, United States
Educated At: Harvard University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Musician, Screenwriter, Writer
Spouse: Stephanie Gillis
Grampa: Too late.”
Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men dare to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt which I call frogurt.”
ALF: That'll be the day!”
Aaron King: Sure... I'll just head on over to Graceland and pick up my Rolodex.”
ALF: I'm so tired of that stereotype.”
Homer: You know where my keys are?
Bart: No, I'm talking about your breakfast.”
Jay Sherman: Yeah, but I was really off a tangent that day.”
ALF: Only above the waist.”
Eleanor Sherman: Jay, this is your mother. Your father and I are taking you out of our will. We feel you already have enough money. Oh, yes, and happy birthday.”
ALF: [pops open the shutters in the kitchen after Raquel leaves] Boy, is she gullible! Everybody knows Buddy Holly runs a bait and tackle shop in Phoenix.”
Marge: Couldn't we use just rouge for this?
Mrs. Bouvier: Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.”
Willie Tanner: That was not Elvis Presley.
ALF: Are you kidding?, he was on that sandwich like red beans on rice.
Lynn Tanner: He didn't seem like Elvis to me either.
ALF: Elvis was a brilliant actor. He could play anything from a singing race car driver to a singing deep sea diver.”