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Patrick Algrim

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951 quotes curated by Patrick Algrim:

“Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.”
— Jimmy Buffett, Margaritaville
Tagged: Beach Songs, Lyrics, Jimmy Buffett Lyrics, Margaritaville Lyrics
“Learning who you are is what you're here to do.”
— Stephen Chbosky, Jack Thorne, Steve Conrad, R.J. Palacio, Wonder
Tagged: Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Quotes, Movie Quotes
“Courage. Kindness. Friendship. Character. These are the qualities that define us as human beings, and propel us, on occasion, to greatness.”
— Stephen Chbosky, Jack Thorne, Steve Conrad, R.J. Palacio, Wonder
Tagged: Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Quotes, Movie Quotes
“Shawn: You cannot sit here alone in the dark in a parked car. You'll get picked up for Mopery.

Gus: Mopery?

Shawn: With intent to creep. Trust me, you don't want that. It'll put a big hole in your future.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 3: Talk Derby to Me
Tagged: TV Show Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes
“How can you tell that someone's a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming that their pants aren't on fire.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 3: Truer Lies
Tagged: Sarcasm Quotes, TV Show Quotes
“What isn't clear is why people always say 'goes without saying,' yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying. Doesn't that bother you?”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 3: Disco Didn't Die. It Was Murdered!
Tagged: Sarcasm Quotes, TV Show Quotes
“Look, there's this creepy janitor that lurks about. I want you to distract him while I grill Planetarium Girl.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 1: From the Earth to the Starbucks
Tagged: TV Show Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes
“And that, ladies and gentlemen, is precisely why time travel is not only possible but may have already happened.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 1: From the Earth to the Starbucks
Tagged: TV Show Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes
“Secondly, I've been having this recurring dream where I'm flying over Auckland on the back of a swan made primarily of cocoa. His name is Clem.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 1: From the Earth to the Starbucks
Tagged: TV Show Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes
“There are over four... hundred stars in our galaxy, maybe more. No one knows for sure. Many have said that the universe is even larger than the Indian Ocean, and that is why it is called Infinitum Starioctopusium.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 1: From the Earth to the Starbucks
Tagged: TV Show Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes