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Patrick Algrim

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951 quotes curated by Patrick Algrim:

“Laughing to bank like
Ha-ha-ha, today’s a good day”
— Hardo, Jimmy Wopo, Wiz Khalifa, Today's a Good Day
Tagged: Rap Lyrics, Rap Artists, Hustle Lyrics
“We do what we want
You do what they say
We tryna get money baby”
— Hardo, Jimmy Wopo, Wiz Khalifa, Today's a Good Day
Tagged: Rap Lyrics, Rap Artists, Hustle Lyrics
“Hey man I got a medical emergency so I gotta bounce. Jack off twice and page me in the morning.”
— Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Head Push
Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“Maurice: I know I'm a broken record with this but mercury is in retrograde.

Andrew: Enough with the astrology.

Maurice: Spoken like a two-faced fuckin' Gemini.”
— Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Head Push
Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“You're slut shaming me. Shame. On. You.”
— Daniel, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Head Push
Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“This is a witch hunt just like the crucible, all I wanted was a blowjob at a high school party, is that such a crime?”
— Daniel, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Head Push
Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“The mons pubis? Oh its the welcome mat to the pleasure palace.”
— Jessi, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Head Push
Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“Jay: How else are men supposed to get blowjobs?

Maurice: You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served.'”
— Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Head Push
Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“I wish women were more sex-positive but we're just not there yet.”
— Daniel, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Head Push
Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“Andrew: What's a head push?

Jessi: Its when a man pushes a woman's head to try to get a blowjob.
 
Nick: Wait that's a move!?”
— Andrew, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Head Push
Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network