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Mélanie Berliet

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6,037 quotes curated by Mélanie Berliet:

“Do you want your child raised in a home with loaded handguns laying around? Or do you want your child raised by Glenn?”
— Dina Fox, Superstore, Season 1: Mannequin
Tagged: Who Should Raise Your Kids?
“Turns out they had a meth lab in their basement, which, turns out, was just a front for a dog fighting ring.”
— Glenn Sturgis, Superstore, Season 1: Secret Shopper
Tagged: Crystal Meth, Examples of Irony, Drugs
“God doesn't make mistakes very often, but when he does, you have to throw them right in the trash.”
— Glenn Sturgis, Superstore, Season 1: Wedding Day Sale
Tagged: God And Mistakes
“I can't be a single mom. I have never even driven on the highway before. What if the baby needs to go downtown?”
— Cheyenne, Superstore, Season 1: Wedding Day Sale
Tagged: Single Mom
“You nasty. You’re kind of nasty. You got nastier.”
— Goh Peik Lin, Crazy Rich Asians
Tagged: mean, What To Say To Nasty People
“Branch: How do you always look on the bright side? There is no bright side here. None! 

Poppy: There’s always a bright side.”
— Poppy, Trolls
Tagged: Being Postive
“Once upon a time in a happy forest, in the happiest tree lived the happiest creatures the world has ever known: The trolls. They loved nothing more than to sing, and dance, and hug. Dance, and hug, and sing, and dance, and sing, and hug, and dance and hug, and dance, and sing, and hug, and dance, and hug. But then one day, the trolls were discovered by a Bergen! The Bergens didn’t know how to sing, or dance, or even hug. They were the most miserable creatures in all the land, and once they saw how happy the trolls were they wanted some of that happiness for themselves. Eating a troll made them feel so happy They started a tradition. Once a year, every year the Bergens would gather around the troll tree to taste happiness, on a holiday they called Trollstice.”
— Poppy, Trolls
“You are a journalist and a rapist, and those are the two worst things any person can be.”
— Dina Fox, Superstore, Season 1: Magazine Profile
Tagged: insults, Insults to Journalists
“The fact is, I couldn't sleep last night, so I took some Ambien. You ever take that stuff? It turns your brains into oatmeal.”
— Mr. Hankey, South Park, Season 22: The Problem with a Poo
Tagged: Ambien, Brain Fog
“A guy got out and banged on my windows wearing a horror clown mask.Terrified is an understatement.”
— Anonymous, ‘Killer clown’ tries to force way into car