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Mélanie Berliet

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6,037 quotes curated by Mélanie Berliet:

“I guess I'm just a human vibrator, built for Amy's pleasure.”
— Tate Staskiewicz, Superstore, Season 3: Groundhog Day
“Dina: Has anyone noticed anything out of the ordinary back here? 

Amy: Well, it's Halloween, so everything's kind of out of the ordinary.”
— Amy Dubanowski, Superstore, Season 2: Halloween Theft
Tagged: Halloween
“I can't be around Dina in that costume. It's like, my rational brain says that's the same crazy fascist that physically removed gum from my mouth, but my caveman brain says, hey, man, boobs.  It's very confusing.”
— Garrett McNeill, Superstore, Season 2: Halloween Theft
Tagged: boobs
“Some days you get the giraffe, and other days you get the wig.”
— Cheyenne Lee, Superstore, Season 2: Lost and Found
Tagged: Good And Bad Days
“Tate: Why does a pharmacist want to slum it as an assistant manager? I mean, is this a prank show? Is there a camera watching? Just truth is, I need a break. Have you ever held a dying man's hand in yours while you had to tell him that we don't accept rewards points for his medication? He literally died while I was holding his hand. 

Amy: I don't think that's true.”
— Tate Staskiewicz, Superstore, Season 1: Demotion
Tagged: The Tough Life of Being A Pharmacist
“Yeah, am I tough? Uh, yeah, but I'm a pharmacist. I have to be tough, or people die. They don't pay me what they pay me to slack off. It's $116,670 a year. Yeah, so I'm doing pretty well for myself.”
— Tate Staskiewicz, Superstore, Season 1: Shots and Salsa
Tagged: Being A Pharmacist, Working The Pharmacy, The Pharmacy
“Alprazolam, Good, good times.”
— Tate Staskiewicz, Superstore, Season 2: Black Friday
Tagged: Alprazolam, Xanax, Xanax Jokes
“Yo, I don't like working here. Okay. But it's my job. I do the bare minimum, but I don't do less than that. And I'm not about to let a bunch of deal-hungry rubes trash our store and make me feel bad for Dina, which I did not think was possible. So I'ma get out there, and I'ma finish my shift. And yeah, I'ma cut corners, and I'ma phone it in, but it'll never be said that Garrett McNeill did not do just enough to not get fired.”
— Garrett McNeill, Superstore, Season 2: Black Friday
Tagged: Doing The Bare Minimum, Lazy But Respectful Workers, Hardly Working
“It's all hands on deck, so quit your Myspacing and get on the register. That's an order.”
— Dina Fox, Superstore, Season 2: Black Friday
Tagged: Get Off MySpace
“Is it true that the Olympic Village is basically just a three-week-long Slammerama?”
— Dina Fox, Superstore, Season 2: Olympics