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Mélanie Berliet

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6,037 quotes curated by Mélanie Berliet:

“I got broads in Atlanta Twistin' dope, lean, and shit, sippin. Fanta Credit cards and the scammers Wake up Versace shit, life Desiigner.”
— Desiigner, Panda
Tagged: Panda, Atlanta
“I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God. All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod. Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box. They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot.”
— Eminem, Rap God
Tagged: Rap, Rap God
“I am a lady and I’ve never said this to anybody in my entire life but I’m gonna say it to you: You can go fuck yourself on the head.”
— Madeline Mackenzie, Big Little Lies, Season 1: Serious Mothering
Tagged: Screw You, Disses, Very Angry
“If I catch you driving and texting again I will find your mother and I will throw this at her.”
— Madeline Mackenzie, Big Little Lies, Season 1: Somebody's Dead
Tagged: Texting, Texting and Driving
“Bob: I had to get away from those anuses for a while. 


Tina: You mean Mort and Teddy? Bob: Um, no. Gail's paintings.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Art Crawl
Tagged: Bad Art, Disses On Bad Art
“Mr. Fischoeder: Bob, you may be the worst tenant I've ever had. And I rent space to a raccoon sanctuary! 

Bob: I know. They're next door. I've been meaning to talk to you about it.”
— Bob Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Burger Wars
Tagged: Raccoons, Landlords, Being A Terrible Renter
“When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck's face.”
— Linda Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Burger Wars
Tagged: Death Wishes
“Teddy: I love bed and breakfasts. They're so quaint. 

Louise: Aren't they? Random strangers, shedding skin cells all over the house...”
— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Bed & Breakfast
Tagged: Bed and Breakfasts, Gross Humans
“Randy: Do you think cows should be ground up for food? 

Louise: Personally I don't really care but my father, he loves grinding them up; it gives him a rush. Daddy's a bad, bad man.”
— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Sacred Cow
Tagged: Making Meat
“Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the 'Child Molester' —it comes with candy. Get it?”
— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Human Flesh
Tagged: Pedophile, Molestation