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Mélanie Berliet

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6,037 quotes curated by Mélanie Berliet:

“I guess I'll have to bite the bullet. And by bullet, I mean her vagina.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 3: True Dromance
Tagged: Going In It For It, Stupid Plays On Old Cliches
“Just like nicotine, heroin, morphine. Suddenly, I'm a fiend and you're all I need: all I need, yeah, you're all I need.”
— Camila Cabello, Never Be the Same
Tagged: Love Is A Drug, Need You So Bad
“I don't even understand how the fuck my plug talk — huh? what, what? Pick him up in a space coupe, I don't let my plug walk — skrrt, pull up in a space coupe.”
— Rich The Kid, Plug Walk
Tagged: Drug Dealing, Dealing Drugs
“If you getting money, then you throw it in the air. Really get money, then you throw it in the air! Bad girl, I see a bad thing right there.”
— Louis The Child, Joey Purp, Shake Something
“Fuck mortgage-backed security. Fuck bailouts. Fuck too big to fail. It's time we get a piece of the action.”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank
Tagged: Too Big Too Fail, Working Class Anger
“I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans. ”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank
Tagged: Female Ejaculation, Sex
“Ah, babe, you've never had in-laws. This is what they do. They stop by unannounced and annoy the shit out of you.”
— Kevin 'Kev' Ball, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank
Tagged: in-laws, What Happens When You Get Married
“Minimum wage? Just a fancy term for industrialized slavery.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank
Tagged: Minimum Wage, Working Class
“I'm washing dishes, and Carl's got a scholarship. The world's upside-down.”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: The Defenestration of Frank
Tagged: Upside Down World
“Find someone to keep you. How? You find someone weak, stupid, and desperate. And you wear bras so your breasts levitate.”
— Svetlana, Shameless, Shameless Season 7: I Am a Storm
Tagged: Find A Man, sex appeal, Using Femininity To Take Advantage Of Men