6,037 quotes curated by Mélanie Berliet:
“Do you know who else wears diapers, astronauts and NASCAR drivers, that’s who. It’s called efficiency. The average toddler spends what, forty-five hours a year on the potty. I’m the boss, I don’t have that kind of spare time.”
Tagged:
Diapers, Babies And Diapers
“Tim: We could share.
Boss Baby: You obviously didn’t go to business school.”
Boss Baby: You obviously didn’t go to business school.”
Tagged:
sharing, business school
“I’m on a mission. There’s not enough love to go around, my job is to find out why. Now get me a double espresso and see if there’s some place around here with decent sushi. I’d kill for a spicy tuna roll around about now”
Tagged:
Finding More Love
“ Powernap!”
Tagged:
Nap Time!