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Kirsten Corley

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Jersey Girl born and raised. Love for reading and writing.
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6,503 quotes curated by Kirsten Corley:

“You have to be two people. The saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.”
— Mike Chadway, The Ugly Truth
Tagged: Dating Tips, Dating Rules
“Listen to you. Desperately asking me if you sounded desperate?”
— Mike Chadway, The Ugly Truth
Tagged: Dating Tips, Dating Rules
“We have to do something with your hair. A pony tail implies you are either operating heavy machinery or emptying the liter box. Neither of those things inspires an erection. ”
— Mike Chadway, The Ugly Truth
Tagged: Dating Tips, Dating Rules
“Rule number four never talk about your problems. Men don't really listen or care. Some men pretend to care. ”
— Mike Chadway, The Ugly Truth
Tagged: Dating Tips, Dating Rules
“Jeans are all about the curves of the ass.”
— Mike Chadway, The Ugly Truth
Tagged: Dating Tips, Dating Rules
“Length is very important. We need short enough to see some thigh but not so short.”
— Mike Chadway, The Ugly Truth
Tagged: Dating Tips, Dating Rules
“Rule number three men are very visual. We have to change your look. You are a very attractive woman but you are completely inaccessible. You are all about comfort and efficiency. ”
— Mike Chadway, The Ugly Truth
Tagged: Dating Tips, Dating Rules
“Rule number two, laugh at whatever he says. A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm. ”
— Mike Chadway, The Ugly Truth
Tagged: Dating Tips, Dating Rules
“Rule number one never criticize. Men are incapable of growth, change or progress. For men self-improvement ends at toilet training.  ”
— Mike Chadway, The Ugly Truth
Tagged: Dating Tips, Dating Rules
“I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?”
— Brennan, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes