Quotes tagged ‘Dating Rules’

“Don’t Meet Him Halfway or Go Dutch on a Date versus Pay More Than Your Fair Share and Say, “I’m a Sagittarius, the Most Generous Sign in the Zodiac””

— Blythe Roberson, newyorker.com

“The barista is also paid to be nice.”

— Sophia Benoit, gq.com

“Abby: You're in love with me. Why? Mike: Beats the shit out of me.”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“But you want a relationship, then here's how you get one: It's called a Stairmaster. Get on it, and get skinny...and get some trashy lingerie while you're at it...because at the end of the day, all we're interested in is looks. And no one falls in love with your personality at first sight.”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“Men are simple. We cannot be trained.”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“He'll call back in five seconds. Now, come on.”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“So there you have it. Never assume a girl is easy or assume she's a prude. There are many layers in between, and it's your job, gentlemen, to peel back those layers and figure out exactly what type of woman you're dealing with.”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“Let me tell you something about women. Women would have us believe that they are the victims; That we break their hearts for sport. That's crap. They say they want romance, they say they want true love, but all they want is a check list. Is he perfect? Is he handsome? Is he a doctor? For you men who…”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“You have to be two people. The saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“Listen to you. Desperately asking me if you sounded desperate?”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“We have to do something with your hair. A pony tail implies you are either operating heavy machinery or emptying the liter box. Neither of those things inspires an erection.”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“Rule number four never talk about your problems. Men don't really listen or care. Some men pretend to care.”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“Jeans are all about the curves of the ass.”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“Length is very important. We need short enough to see some thigh but not so short.”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“Rule number three men are very visual. We have to change your look. You are a very attractive woman but you are completely inaccessible. You are all about comfort and efficiency.”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“Rule number two, laugh at whatever he says. A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm.”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“Rule number one never criticize. Men are incapable of growth, change or progress. For men self-improvement ends at toilet training.”

— Nicole Eastman, Karen McCullah, Mike Chadway, Gerald Butler, amazon.com

“Men will always treat you the way you allow them to. They cannot respect a woman more than she respects herself.”

— Brian Keephimattracted, Brian Nox, amazon.com

“He should always be the one chasing you and showing his interest in you, not the other way around.”

— Brian Keephimattracted, Brian Nox, amazon.com

“The most important quality of every high-value woman is a strong set of boundaries. She will always value herself more than any guy... no matter how great she believes he is, no matter how much she’s in love with him.”

— Brian Keephimattracted, Brian Nox, amazon.com