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Kirsten Corley

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Jersey Girl born and raised. Love for reading and writing.
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6,503 quotes curated by Kirsten Corley:

“Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didn't do anything wrong, and for making unworthy people a priority in my life.”
— Unknown, The Notebook - Twitter
Tagged: Too Nice, kindness
“A lie is just a really great story that someone ruined with the truth.”
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Here’s the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.”
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial
equivalent of a baby’s smile.”
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.”
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“Oh right, because there can be too many of something wonderful. Hey Babe Ruth, easy big fella, let’s not hit too many homers. Hey Steve Gutenberg, maybe just make three Police Academy movies. America’s laughed
enough.”
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“God, it’s me, Barney. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, T.V Quotes
“It’s gonna be legend-... wait for it… and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!”
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother: The Complete Series
Tagged: HIMYM, Barney Quotes