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21 People On Things They Never Said To Their Exes

Your new girlfriend looks like the hobbit.
Kirsten Corley
August 26, 2016
“Despite the distance, and time we haven’t spoken, I’ve spent the past two years, hoping to meet someone who makes me feel, as half alive as you did. I still love you with all my heart.”
— Anonymous, Things People Never Said To Their Exes
Tagged: Relationship, Exes, goodbye
“You got married on my birthday. I hope you and your wife get hit by a fucking bus. ”
— Anonymous, Things They Never Said To Their Exes
Tagged: Relationship, Exes
“I wish I got out sooner.”
— Anonymous, Things Never Said To Exes
Tagged: Relationships Ending, Exes, goodbye
“Thanks for making me single just in time to finally date my high school crush. After you treated me poorly, I realized I deserved the absolute best and went with it.”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Your Ex
Tagged: Exes, breakup, goodbye
“I didn't love you even though I said it. And I didn't give you enough head because of how saggy your balls were. ”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Your Ex
Tagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“Thanks for making me the most paranoid fuck in the world.”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Your Ex
Tagged: Exes, goodbye, Over
“Thanks for the dog. I liked him better than you anyway.”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Your Ex
Tagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“Every time I came home from the store with 'free samples of Axe' I actually paid for it and was trying to getting you to simply use it because you smelt. And you never knew it but in your sleep I would spray you because it was so bad. That goes to show you, I did love you though.”
— Annoymous, Things You Never Said To Your Exes
Tagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“I am more successful than you. I don't miss you. My life improved dramatically after you left.”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Your Ex
Tagged: Exes, Relationships, goodbye
“I'm sorry for breaking up with you over a text message.”
— Annoymous, Things We Never To Our Exes
Tagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“Your new girlfriend looks like the hobbit.”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Your Ex
Tagged: Exes, Relationships, It's Over
“I'm very concerned about the wellbeing of our country, seeing as our government was dumb enough to hire you in the first place. I beg of you, please don't fuck. ”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Your Ex
Tagged: Exes, Relationships, goodbye
“Let people speak. I hope you have fun with the never ending monologue I see in your future. No bitch has time for that. ”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Your Ex
Tagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“I hope no one hurts you the way you hurt me.”
— Anonymous, Things We Never Said To Their Exes
Tagged: Exes, Relationships, goodbye
“I'm sorry I deleted your nudes, because they were really great.”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Your Ex
Tagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“He has a bigger dick. That is all.”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Your Ex
Tagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“At first I was really pissed and jealous you left me for her...then I got over it, she dumped your sorry ass, got super hot after you and I'm her number 1 fan for all of it. I hope she knows that. ”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Your Ex
Tagged: Exes, Relationships Ending, goodbye
“I slept with your best friend and it was great.”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Ex
Tagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“You're a fat tub of lard.”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Your Ex
Tagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“I miss you so fucking much.”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Your Ex
Tagged: Relationship, Exes, goodbye, It's Over
“So maybe I hate you for all the right reasons. There are one hundred words my twisted tongue could spit, in your direction; except the only thing escaping from my lips are, 'thank you.' ”
— Anonymous, Things You Never Said To Your Ex
Tagged: Relationships Ending, Exes, goodbye