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18 Quotes About Cheating And How To Get Away With It

People who run their mouths about their affair are just asking for trouble. 
Kirsten Corley
August 24, 2016
“To be successful at cheating, you have to put your significant other on a pedestal and consider others as ‘something else.’ Morals simply stand in the way of enjoying the effort of cheating, so don’t go there.”
— Unknown, How To Cheat Successfully And Get Away With It
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“Get yourself a separate phone that stays on mute, and hide it well.”
— Unknown, How To Cheat Successfully And Get Away With It
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“Saying the wrong name or even uttering a syllable of that name can be…well…it!...Use baby, honey, sweetheart, or anything but your cheating partner’s real name.”
— Unknown, How To Cheat Successfully And Get Away With It
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“Successful cheaters know that they need to have an extra set of clothing on hand at all times.”
— Unknown, How To Cheat Successfully And Get Away With It
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“Never, ever, ever promise to leave your spouse for your cheating partner”
— Unknown, How To Cheat Successfully And Get Away With It
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“Stay tight-lipped. Eleven percent of Ashley Madison users polled said they kept the personal details of their lives — their home address, their spouse’s place of employment — under wraps before and following the affair, lest their affair partner blow their cover.”
— Unknown, Cheaters Reveal How They Avoid Getting Caught
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“Five percent of respondents said they avoided making any drastic changes to their appearance when they were cheating.”
— Unknown, Cheaters Reveal How They Avoid Getting Caught
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“Use a condom. Only five percent of those polled said using protection to avoid bringing home an STD or getting pregnant was key to keeping their affairs on the down-low.”
— Unknown, Cheaters Reveal How They Avoid Getting Caught
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“Two percent of cheaters said they paid for hotels and fancy dinners for two with cash, to avoid getting caught by way of an incriminating credit card statement.”
— Unknown, Cheaters Reveal How They Avoid Getting Caught
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“The majority of your communication for best security should be done through your designated email account.”
— Robbie Valley, How To Cheat And Not Get Caught
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“Buy separate birth control. Be conscious that there is no reason that the amount of condoms or other birth control pills should increase or decrease unexpectedly within a regular, monogamous relationship. Missing or extra condoms is a sure suspicion creator.”
— Robbie Valley, How To Cheat And Not Get Caught
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“You can't give your mistress any personal information that may identify who you are and where you live which she might use to mess up the great situation you have going at home.”
— Hassan "Acetone" Mikal, Something Awful - How to Cheat On Your Girlfriend and Get Away With It
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“Women are born detectives: they’ll find a strand of hair, they’ll catch a whiff of old perfume. Women are worse than you parents when you had a party, remember, back in high school.”
— Unknown, HOW TO CHEAT? ITS WRONG AND HAPPENS ALL THE TIME! - HERE IS HOW TO DO IT AND NOT GET CAUGHT
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“Don’t make a reservation at the local restaurant. In fact, don’t go out at all.”
— Unknown, HOW TO CHEAT? ITS WRONG AND HAPPENS ALL THE TIME! - HERE IS HOW TO DO IT AND NOT GET CAUGHT
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“The worst kind of person to choose is someone who’s not in a relationship. Not only are the odds greater that they are going to get more attached to you, but someone in a with kids and a husband or wife at home has more to lose.”
— Unknown, HOW TO CHEAT? ITS WRONG AND HAPPENS ALL THE TIME! - HERE IS HOW TO DO IT AND NOT GET CAUGHT
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“The best kind of person to choose to have an affair with is someone that you can reasonably expect you won’t need ammunition on later. Maybe it’s someone you have had the opportunity to observe for a while, someone that you work with – over the years you have come to understand their lifestyle and their personality, and there’s only a mild chance that they are going to snap on you.”
— Unknown, HOW TO CHEAT? ITS WRONG AND HAPPENS ALL THE TIME! - HERE IS HOW TO DO IT AND NOT GET CAUGHT
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“People who run their mouths about their affair are just asking for trouble.”
— Unknown, HOW TO CHEAT? ITS WRONG AND HAPPENS ALL THE TIME! - HERE IS HOW TO DO IT AND NOT GET CAUGHT
Tagged: Cheating, Exes, How To Get Away With Cheating
“Deny, Deny, Deny!”
— Unknown, HOW TO CHEAT? ITS WRONG AND HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!- HERE IS HOW TO DO IT AND NOT GET CAUGHT
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