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Men Can't Stand It When Women Do These 50 Unnattractive Things During Sex

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Holly Riordan
November 8, 2016
“Remain silent as you approach orgasm.”
— Reed Tucker, 10 Things Not to Do in Bed
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Silence, orgasm, moans
“Call it a "member" or anything other than its anatomical designation.”
— Reed Tucker, 10 Things Not to Do in Bed
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Language, Member, slang
“Checking their phone. Whether it’s a text or a phone call, it can wait. It’s bad enough when people check their phone on a date, but mid-sex? Come on. Anyone who does that is basically saying that they’re not very present in what’s going on between the sheets.”
— Amanda Chatel, 21 Worst Things People Do During Sex
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Phone, Texting, calls
“Glancing at the time. If you want to convey to someone that you’re bored, and you haven’t gotten a text message that you can check to do so, you can always glance at the clock. But why would you do that? Why would you want to make someone feel so awful about themselves? Anyone who checks the time during sex deserves for that sex to come to an end, stat.”
— Amanda Chatel, 21 Worst Things People Do During Sex
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Clock, Time, impatient
“Referencing their ex’s technique. In referencing an ex’s technique during sex, you’re doing two things. 1) You’re comparing what your ex did to what your current partner is doing, which is beyond not cool. 2) You’re being rude.”
— Amanda Chatel, 21 Worst Things People Do During Sex
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Exes, comparisons
“Biting, in a bad way. When giving blow jobs, please keep your teeth away from my penis. It is not a meal.”
— Hannah Gale, 27 annoying things women do during sex, according to men
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, biting, blowjobs, Oral Sex
“Two words: Vice grip. The objective isn’t to pull the damn thing off.”
— Hannah Gale, 27 annoying things women do during sex, according to men
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, blowjobs, Handjobs, pressure
“When you stop making an effort with your underwear. I don’t want to see your granny pants on a daily basis.”
— Hannah Gale, 27 annoying things women do during sex, according to men
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Underwear, lingerie, clothing
“Crying. I don't care if this is the most moving sex ever (also, it probably isn't) — it isn't okay to cry during sex. You feel weird, he feels weird. And just, why? Don't do it.”
— Liz Newman, Ladies: Guys NEVER Want To Encounter These 10 Things In The Bedroom
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Crying, Tears, upset
“Talk about babies (even if you're trying to make one).”
— Liz Newman, Ladies: Guys NEVER Want To Encounter These 10 Things In The Bedroom
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, babies, Children, Parenting
“See you becoming sleepy. Talk about a buzz kill. Showing you're sleepy shows him you're not focused and uninterested — both of which can ruin the moment.”
— Liz Newman, Ladies: Guys NEVER Want To Encounter These 10 Things In The Bedroom
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Tired, Sleep, Bored
“High five! Alright people, this isn't drunken sex in a dorm room. This is adult sex. You can do better.”
— Kenny Thapoung, 13 Things You Should Never EVER Say During Sex
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, High-five, Immature
“I never, ever want to hear the baby voice during sex. Full disclosure, I never want to hear it, but it's even worse during sex.”
— Lane Moore, 13 Things Women Think Guys Want in Bed(But They Don't)
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Baby Talk, Childish
“Just laying there while he takes control of the situation.”
— Lane Moore, 13 Things Women Think Guys Want in Bed(But They Don't)
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Lazy, Stiff
“Acting like you've never done any of this before.”
— Lane Moore, 13 Things Women Think Guys Want in Bed(But They Don't)
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, pretending, faking
“Don't stick to one sex position. Honestly, it becomes boring.”
— Emma Ziff, 20 DOs and DONTs of Sex
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, sex positions, Boring, Variety
“Don't force your partner into doing something that they don’t want to do.”
— Emma Ziff, 20 DOs and DONTs of Sex
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, peer pressure, pressure, Consent
“Don't tell your partner to cum for you. Yes, I know you have their best intentions at heart when you say it, but honestly, it isn’t really going to help matters. No matter how much you tell your partner to cum it just isn’t going to happen. You actually need to give them pleasure for it to work.”
— Emma Ziff, 20 DOs and DONTs of Sex
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, orders, dirty talk
“Worry about what you look like. Thinking about how you look during sex stops you from enjoying yourself and ruins your chances of achieving an orgasm.”
— Lisa Zamosky, 6 Sex Mistakes Women Make and Why
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, self-conscious, Insecure, looks
“Not giving him guidance.”
— Lisa Zamosky, 6 Sex Mistakes Women Make and Why
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, help, Advice, Guidance
“They don't take care of their hygiene. Be aware of your overall health and hygiene. If you know you're going on a hot date with your honey, shower, shave and lotion yourself up with your favorite body lotion. Be aware of any infections and take good care of your health.”
— Julie Orlov, 5 HUGE Mistakes Women Don't Realize They Make During Sex
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, hygiene, shaving, Clean
“They expect their lover to read their mind. Men aren't mind readers and each woman can vary in terms of what pleases her and helps her reach orgasm. Let your partner know how he can please you. Be specific and concrete. Show him. Gentle but clear direction will be greatly appreciated. Your man wants to please you, you just need to tell him how.”
— Julie Orlov, 5 HUGE Mistakes Women Don't Realize They Make During Sex
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Advice, Guidance, help
“Talk. Turn off any non-sexy talk. This is the time to connect with your partner in tactile ways. Get out of your head and into your body, and let your partner do the same.”
— Julie Orlov, 5 HUGE Mistakes Women Don't Realize They Make During Sex
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, talking, complaints, Conversation
“Don't fake it. Its no secret we love women who have orgasms but faking it to please us only robs you of the pleasure you deserve and we want you to have. Besides, if we think we’re doing it right, it only makes us repeat the same style that achieved the fictitious result, and only takes you further away from actually having orgasms with us.”
— Richard, 10 Mistakes Women Make In Bed
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, fake it, pretending, orgasm
“Thinking too much. Don’t wait until you’re horizontal to start overanalyzing the state of your relationship. Distracted minds do not make for great orgasms.”
— Kate Ferguson, The 16 Biggest Mistakes Women Make in Bed
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Thinking, Analyzing, Distracted
“Skip the sense of humor. Sex at its best is still messy and full of unexpected hair pulls and noises from below. But it’s that way for everyone, so what can you do besides laugh it off?”
— Kate Ferguson, The 16 Biggest Mistakes Women Make in Bed
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Laughing, Funny, humor
“Not giving blowjobs. Somewhere along the way, some women picked up the belief that giving head is hard, or a burden, or even a little degrading. But the flip side to that is that it’s the empowering way to intimately making your man come. Men love enthusiasm.”
— Kate Ferguson, The 16 Biggest Mistakes Women Make in Bed
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, blowjobs, Oral Sex, Enthusiasm
“Unresponsiveness in the sack. Sex with a corpse is not a good thing. Don’t just lie there. Get involved. Move. Make some noise. If sex isn’t pleasurable for you, what’s missing? Try different positions, or locations throughout the house. Whatever ignites things for you.”
— Corey Allan, 10 Mistakes Women Make During Sex- Simple Marriage -
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Unresponsive, Lazy, Stiff
“Not owning your own body. What most men find as a lasting turn-on more than anything is how a woman carries herself. Her confidence. If you are always down on your body, you can do something about it by working out if you want. But one thing you can for sure do is learn to embrace the skin you’re in. Walk around naked. Have sex with the lights on. When you own your own body, you can flaunt one of your biggest assets, you!”
— Corey Allan, 10 Mistakes Women Make During Sex- Simple Marriage -
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, Body, Confidence
“Comfy clothes. I know that you want to be in those comfortable jammies that you wear, but honestly, the quickest turn-off to your partner or spouse is your comfy clothes. So, if you want to spice things up in your love life, shed those comfy clothes and put on a sexy bra or nightie; something you can be slinky, sensuous and comfortable in that will be a TURN-ON to your partner.”
— Charlene Bert, 3 Top Mistakes Women Make in Bed
Tagged: Never Do During Sex, pajamas, Comfort, lingerie