John Tucker Must Die

22 'John Tucker Must Die' Quotes About Young Love And Liars

There's only one guy out there for me... But you are not him.
Holly Riordan
November 15, 2016
“When he speaks to you count to three in your head before you answer him.”
— Carrie, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: boys, Advice, hard to get
“Don't show any interest. Don't even look at him too much.”
— Heather, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: boys, Advice, hard to get, Eye Contact
“Okay, let me guess. Does he always use pet names like 'baby' and 'sweetheart?' Yeah, it's not out of affection, it's so he won't mix up your names. And he's all about an unspoken bond or something special, but never about a relationship. And the whole arrangement was your idea, so you feel guilty that he cheated.”
— Kate, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: pet names, Guilt, affection, Cheating
“Maybe you're not her type. She's into stuff like old school Elvis Costello, she listens to obscure podcasts, she reads Dave Eggers. You know, she's deep, man.”
— Scott, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: Deep, Artsy, Old School
“I was so depressed, I couldn't even enjoy the break-up sex.”
— Beth, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: breakup, Sex, Depression
“There's only one guy out there for me, but you are not him.”
— Kate, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: Insult, breakup, Heartache
“You should totally wear underwear to school.”
— Carrie, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: Underwear, School, clothing
“'Live and let live' is what I say, Tucker. Takes all kinds to build a freeway.”
— Basketball Coach, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: live, unique, Advice
“Maybe I come on too strong, but... I don't know who else to be. I just have to put my whole heart into things.”
— John Tucker, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: First Impressions, heart, intense
“You mean he was able to be intimate without being... intimate?”
— Beth, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: Sex, Intimate, Intimacy
“My mom says I'm special on the inside.”
— Scott, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: Mom, compliments, Inside
“He's a total operator. He goes out with girls from different cliques so that they never actually talk to each other. And then he tells them that his father won't let him date during basketball season so they'll have to keep it a secret.”
— Crying Waitress, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: Cheating, Secrets, Cliques
“I'd hit him with my car if he wouldn't make body casts a fashion statement.”
— Beth, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: Pain, Injury, Fashion, Anger
“He's probably just in town for a layover and he's just looking for someone to lay over.”
— Kate, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: Sex, player, Stud
“I wish it could just be simple, like a retro pop song, 'I want you to want me.' Boom. End of story. We all live happily ever after. But it is never really like that, is it?”
— Kate, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: Songs, Music, Happily Ever After
“You're always yelling at me! You never listen to me! What about my feelings?!”
— John Tucker, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: Yelling, Feelings, upset
“Chocolate makes everything better.”
— Kate, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: chocolate, Heartache, Quick Fix, eating
“I guess I was invisible for so long that it felt good to be noticed.”
— Kate, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: Attention, Invisible, Dating
“'Jerk' isn't really my type.”
— Kate, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: Types, Jerks, Dating
“Hasta la vista motherfucker.”
— Heather, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: goodbye, spanish, breakup
“This guy is cheating on all of you and instead of taking it out on him, you are beating the shit out of each other?”
— Kate, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: Cheating, other women, Anger
“You lock in on him, grab onto that gorgeous head of hair, and take control. Hold his gaze. Your lips might just touch, but not yet. It's just gotta be the temptation... And then you give him one light kiss.”
— Beth, John Tucker Must Die
Tagged: Kissing, kiss, Lips, Control