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50 Signs That You Deserve Much Better Than Him And His Half-Ass Love

You're just friends in public, and more than friends when alone.
Holly Riordan
October 26, 2016
“He’s constantly begging for nudes.”
— Andi Terblanche, 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A Fuckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, nudes, nude pictures, Sex, Naked
“He says he doesn’t believe in labels. He wants to just keep doing the damn thing without actually committing because then that way, when everything falls apart, he doesn’t have to be responsible for your feelings. He can be all, well, we were never officially together…”
— Andi Terblanche, 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A Fuckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, Labels, Casual Sex, unattached
“A man who doesn’t respect his mother is just a fuckboy you don’t have time for. If he treats his mom like shit, just think about how he’s going to treat you when the honeymoon phase wears off.”
— Andi Terblanche, 15 Tragic Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, disrespectful, mother, Family
“You don’t hear from him ALL day. When two A.M. rolls around, he slides into your inbox with a ‘You up?’”
— Gina Livorsi, RUN! 18 Unfortunate Signs You're Dealing With A F*ckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, booty call, MIA, Texting
“He blows you off last minute and provides little or no explanation.”
— Gina Livorsi, RUN! 18 Unfortunate Signs You're Dealing With A F*ckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, plans, cancels, Ghosts
“The number of women in his life is one giant mystery. You have no idea if those girls who are blowing up his social media are friends or f*ck buddies. When you ask him, he claims that they’re all just friends.”
— Gina Livorsi, RUN! 18 Unfortunate Signs You're Dealing With A F*ckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, other women, fuck buddies, Friends
“He’s the king of ‘Netflix and Chill’ at his place, with zero intentions of actually watching the flick. He only wants to touch you inappropriately, hoping you’ll be woo’d and end up having sex with him.”
— Niki McGloster, Caution Ahead: 22 Telltale Signs That Prove You're Falling For A F*ckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, netflix and chill, Casual Sex, Sex
“He ignores all of your genuine interests. Anything from reading books to skydiving — because only his passions matter.”
— Niki McGloster, Caution Ahead: 22 Telltale Signs That Prove You're Falling For A F*ckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, Rude, Selfish, ignores
“He will never ever apologize. Even if you tell him he needs to. The mere thought of having to apologize to anyone sends him into a temper tantrum.”
— Niki McGloster, Caution Ahead: 22 Telltale Signs That Prove You're Falling For A F*ckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, Apologies, Rude, inconsiderate
“He says things like, "we should hang" but never initiates an actual date.”
— Miss Ameribetch, 15 Signs You're Dating A Fuckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, plans, hang out, dates
“His friends don't seem to know who you are, which means chances are slim he's raving about you to them.”
— Miss Ameribetch, 15 Signs You're Dating A Fuckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, Friends, Friendship
“When other guys flirt with you in front of him he seems totally unfazed, not in a chill, do-whatever-you-want-because-I'm-a-feminist way, but in the honestly-could-not-care-less-about-you way.”
— Miss Ameribetch, 15 Signs You're Dating A Fuckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, Flirting, Jealous, careless
“He doesn't know how to cook, and is proud of it.”
— Kat George, 16 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuccboi, But Don't Feel Bad, It Happens To All Of Us At Some Point
Tagged: fuckboy, Cooking, Pride, Lazy
“When you run into people he knows in public, he either doesn't introduce you, or refers to you as his "friend" even though you've been dating for months.”
— Kate George, 16 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuccboi, But Don't Feel Bad, It Happens To All Of Us At Some Point
Tagged: fuckboy, Friends, Introductions, Liar
“He sends you unsolicited dick pics. Or worse, ab pics.”
— Kat George, 16 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuccboi, But Don't Feel Bad, It Happens To All Of Us At Some Point
Tagged: fuckboy, dick pics, abs, texts
“He’s obsessed with his ‘boys.' There is this weird, obsessive, unspoken bond between him and his friends that you’ll never understand. Your house could be burning down but he’s gotta chill with the boys.”
— Dana Dicarlo, How to tell if he's a fuckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, boys, Friends, Friendship
“They’re always more than down for a sleepover but expect YOU to do all the work (if you know what I mean).”
— Dana Dicarlo, How to tell if he's a fuckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, Lazy, Sex, girl on top
“'Bitches’ and ‘hoes.' Believe it or not, there are men out there that do NOT refer to women as such things. If he causally refers to women in such terms… guess what he is? He’s a fuckboy.”
— Sahar Sarang, 10 Signs He’s A Fuckboy- HOFisbetter.com | Hall of Fame
Tagged: fuckboy, Sexist, derogatory, Women
“His ex was ‘crazy.’ Yeaaaah, let me hear her side of the story. LOL.”
— Sahar Sarang, Suggested Archives- HOFisbetter.com | Hall of Fame
Tagged: fuckboy, Exes, crazy, psycho
“If you really wanna know if he’s a fuckboy, take a look at the other guys he’s hanging out with. You’ll realize if you’ve been in denial.”
— Sahar Sarang, 10 Signs He’s A Fuckboy- HOFisbetter.com | Hall of Fame
Tagged: fuckboy, Friends, Friendship
“He doesn't want to go out with you in public. He just wants to stay in, and not introduce you to anyone in his life.”
— Kashika Saxena, 10 Miserable Signs That Prove You’re Dating a Fuckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, public, Secrets, homebody
“He's a male chauvinist pig. Most, if not all, fuckboys are misogynistic assholes. The whole idea of their being is to treat women like trash.”
— Kashika Saxena, 10 Miserable Signs That Prove You’re Dating a Fuckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, chauvinist, pigs, Sexist
“He's never taken you out on a proper date. No dinner, no movie. Just house calls.”
— Kashika Saxena, 10 Miserable Signs That Prove You’re Dating a Fuckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, dates, Dinner, Movies
“He knows exactly what he’s doing, and he knows exactly what to say. Sounds perfect, right? Except he does this to literally every girl. You turn your back for one second, or you go to refill your drink, and as you’re searching for him while thinking of what you’ll name your kids, you see him talking to someone else.”
— Cristina Montemayor, How To Spot A F*ckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, charming, Sexy, seductive
“He absolutely does not care if you get off. In fact, the thought of pleasing you never even crosses his mind. He’s the guy who ‘doesn’t give head,’ because it doesn’t benefit him. He’ll jack-hammer you for approximately seven minutes without looking into your eyes even once.”
— Cristina Montemayor, How To Spot A F*ckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, orgasm, Oral Sex, Sex
“This kind of guy texts you semi-regularly, he notices the little things that other guys tend to miss, and he seems to be genuinely interested in you. But when things get serious and you actually start to fall for him, he completely does a 180 and acts like you’re the one who saw things that weren’t there.”
— Cristina Montemayor, How To Spot A F*ckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, Texting, serious relationship, mixed signals
“He doesn’t have ambition, but that doesn’t stop him from complaining about his job situation.”
— Nicole Nash, 10 Tell-Tale Signs You're Dating A Fuckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, Lazy, Work, careless
“A fuckboy only cares about appearances and if you’re not wearing makeup or wearing clothes he likes, he puts you down or tells you how tired you look. He expects you to have your ‘A’ game on or he will pass judgement.”
— Nicole Nash, 10 Tell-Tale Signs You're Dating A Fuckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, looks, Makeup, Sexy, beauty
“His phone is always blowing up with notifications because of the number of girls texting him nudies. But he does a damn good job of hiding it from you.”
— Nicole Nash, 10 Tell-Tale Signs You're Dating A Fuckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, Phone, texts, nudes
“Basically you’re just friends in public, and more than friends when alone.”
— Kelly Corbett, 17 Signs He's A F*ckboy
Tagged: fuckboy, Friends, Dating, Labels