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Heidi Priebe

2,218 Quotes
Writer & Producer at thoughtcatalog.com. ENFP 7w8 sx/so.
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2,218 quotes curated by Heidi Priebe:

“I wish I could menstruate. I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office
Tagged: The Office, humor
“Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office
Tagged: The Office, humor
“I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office
Tagged: The Office, humor
“I just want to be friends plus a little extra, also I love you.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office
Tagged: The Office, humor
“All you need is love? False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food and shelter.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office
Tagged: The Office, humor
“I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office
Tagged: The Office, humor
“You couldn't handle my undivided attention.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office
Tagged: The Office, humor
“When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had absorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office
Tagged: humor, The Office
“We're all homos. Homo... Sapiens.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 3: Gay Witch Hunt
Tagged: Homosexual, homosapien
“Don't ever, for any reason, do anything for anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 5: The Duel
Tagged: Reason, Matter, whatsover, Nonsensical