101 Bleak Posts From 'A Softer World' That Are Way Too Real
Let's get a few things out in the open.
Heidi Priebe
November 9, 2016
November 9, 2016
“This is how breakups work. I will give you back your movies when you give me back my twenties.”
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humor
“Imagine I am falling in love with you. Can you picture it? Now picture that backwards.”
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humor
“If you died, I would go through hell to bring you back. That would be easy. I'm not sure how to deal with us just drifting apart.”
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humor
“It turns out I don't really want to have sex. I guess I just got confused because you're so great!”
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humor
“Before we met I was so scared of dying. But if the end comes today, this will have been enough.”
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humor
“There should be a word for the things we do not because we want to but because we want to be the kind of person who wants to.”
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humor
“I figured out how to be happy. But I can't tell you. You not knowing is a big part of it.”
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humor
“I wonder how many hauntings go unreported because wailing and the clank of chains are still better than an empty house.”
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humor
“I disagree with your opinion but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.”
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humor
“I don't understand your complaint. There totally is a straight pride march. That same day, too. On all the other streets.”
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humor
“They say when you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. They underestimate me.”
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humor
“Moderation is like a foreign language. You have to learn that shit when you're young.”
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humor
“I wonder if the ugly duckling felt stupid when he realized being pretty didn't magically solve all his problems.”
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humor
“It would be easier to deal with falling out of love if it hadn't somehow made the sex exciting again.”
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humor
“Yes, I am eating candy for breakfast again. Take that, doctors and lawyers. I don't need no fancy car to be happy.”
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humor