101 Bleak Posts From 'A Softer World' That Are Way Too Real
Let's get a few things out in the open.
Heidi Priebe
November 9, 2016
November 9, 2016
“I am not afraid of commitment. I'm afraid of being committed to you when the right thing comes along.”
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“I wonder what kind of person I would be if I didn't worry so much about what kind of person you wanted. ”
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“Our love is a meteor impact, a super volcano erupting. We won't survive but we won't die bored.”
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“I found a way to make your cellphone love you. There's a secret code you punch in and it calls your mom.”
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humor
“I have loved since you. But when the new paint gets scratched, there you are underneath.”
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“When people say our love won't last forever, it sounds like they think anything will.”
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“At my worst, I worry you'll realize you deserve better. At my best, I worry you won't.”
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“There are some secrets I will take to my grave. But I don't want loving you to be one of them.”
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“Maybe cats will take over when we all die. That's a nice thought. I hope we all die.”
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“When you kiss me, I feel like I will live forever. But a better version of forever, that never gets boring.”
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humor